FIRST GAME VS WMD's: “why does bill always get 200 plus TV on us.... ? :( Lammer. gg bill.”

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7 CAS ROMP VS AMAZONS: “Meanwhile in Soviet Polands.... Some wimins walk down WRONG alley at night. Very bad part of town. Probably with Lithuanian immigrants. Tourist office of GLORIOUS SOVIET POLAND send many apologies and commiserations to families."

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8 CAS VS WOOD ELFS: “Meanwhile in Soviet Poland.... Elf mens come and take quick quick 2-0 lead through elfy magics and things from evil corrupt western lands of PFFT westerns. But big hats take second half with bashy times and draw 2-2 with dramatic last turno blitz for GLORIES! gg sirs!”

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GAME 100 - & CAS VS VAMPYRES: “Meanwhile in Soviet Poland... gamme 100 make for big RNG LAMMER dice molestaions vs vampies who have FOUR sparkly undead mens who roll entire TWO bloodlusts out for 16 turns (do math, that 16 times 4 eqauls 64 rolls of only rolling 1 TWO TIMEYS !!! RNG RABBIT LAMMER!) Stipud metial lammer rng make for FARCE game in lammer thrall not die until 2nd half of lammer rapey games vs undead mens and theur lovers boi mens! Many PO dices fail to hurt even AV8 which lammer rng says oh no you fine get up and lammer dice more big hats with dice on stick vs them ! Spiro would be most mad and sing turningin graves in cabbage plots of GLORUIOS POLANDS~ gg sir.”

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8 CAS CONCESSION RATS: “Meanwhile in Soviet Polands.... ratties men came for fun fun fun game in land of slowness vs man who MUST READ rules but game saved by GLORIOUS KRYTEN mens who come down from clouds on spaceship made of admin-GOLD and make all rules clear to rat and big hat man alike!!!!! All game fun and rats run away before end of game leaving aLL CHEESE and GOLD for big hats mens to have MASSIVE PARTY in house of rats.! GG sirs and good luck with reading the rules and other happies things."

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5 CAS CONCESSION PACT: “Meanwhile in Soviet Polands.... Mens come, mens go, mens runs away. :( all we wants is to play BB game with mens and no mens want to play game with us... :( sad puppies in socviet gulag landso. gg sirs! betters dicey times next games!”

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HALFLINGS KILL A LAMMER!: “Meanwhile in Soviet Polands.... HORRIBLE LITTLE MENS come and fouly and kicky and bitey with horrible LITTLE TEETHS! We bash some, but they keep DOING IT with bolox made of brass! And Burnham Wood!!!! it comes to Dunsinane places! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the HORRRORRR!!! gg sirs"

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8 CAS VS UNDERWORLD: “Meanwhile in Soviet Polands..... Rats and Gobbos mens come and say GG and we start with much playings of bloodybpowls games ande then RATSMENS go silents ALL GAME LONGS and ingnore all happy noises and chatties and jokies and other things from POLISH mens even things like CLASICS donkey jokes form Comrade Gulaffs BOOK OF FUNNY JOKES TO SHRE WITH WESTERNERS FOR LOVE AND PEACE TIMES. Much unhappy and confused cos book say ALL WESTERNS mens will liek donkey jokes BUT no ones laffs .... Maybe need new book. But anyways like we were wriitngs ---- game go on and glittle goblin men too small and fragile to play BB for muych times and they goes snappy snappy like little girlies made of sugar thaat be on cakes at XMAS times when fat santa man comes an give our COCACOLA bottles to all mens and wimmins but NOT BAD CHILDS! gg sirs and many happy travels home from ... SOVIET POLANDS!"

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ZERO TURN CONCESSION VS CDs: “Opponent conceded before setting up his team, saying "you will kill all my players"