5 CAS CONCESSION VS CLAWPOMB PACT: “Meanwhile in Soviet Polands..... MIGHTY CLAW FC mens come to town and ADDVERTIZE BIG BLOOD GAME of much death and laffs for to make POlish mens audience pay LOTS of zloti for to come see game in Stadium of CDs HOME TEAM mens and for to buy lots of POPPYcorn and BEERZ for to make happy day out with small childs (but not WIFE, no wimmins alloiwed in stadiums unless wear FALSE beard). But.... game go BLODDY well and fans cheer YAY (even SPECCIES) but then MIGHTY CLAW mens runs away after a few turns of FUN in game of make-happy-people and runs away like little girl who lost candy or has meet BAD uncle in alley-way. :( We no know why THEY runs away!~? Makes fans SADs. ggs sirs, and GL with making MIGHTY CLAW mens who can TAKE IT as well as DISHING IT OUT. Pfft lammer etc."

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EPIC 14 COMBINED CAS OT WIN VS NURGLES: “EPIC BBB semi final, went to OT, ended 4 mens v 0. Funny as hell gg sir!"

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FIRST WIN OVER WMDs!: “Meanwhile in Soviet Poland... BOOMSHANKA! WMDs in dooo hoose! lucker dorfs make for win over LEWGAENDS goat mens form ALABAMA loands with FRIES and ROAST PIGIES and we go - NO our POALANDs dices and BAM diead greenmensskisn and BAM reitre DAT HONKY mens who was noo, and BAM LEGG break and BAM sands in troubles (like SALT MINES!) and woomb 11 all everywhere like american poppy musics and things like taht. gg sirs!"

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8 CAS WIN OVER CHAOS: "“Meanwhile in Soviet Polands! Cow go woomp, hats go Kabooomp, hobo go geeee, crwod go squeee~~!
gg sirs!”

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7 CAS WIN VS SMALLKOSP: “Meanwhile in Soviet Poilands!!!! cheesey minmax legends mens arrive for game and spend all game fallings over and then running aways like little girlies mens on brony ponies clawpomb expoloit pact mens ahve THREE killers vs our ONE killer but they too weak and feeble and ick only on green migrant worker mens like convicts waiting on ship for Boootnany Bays on olden days hahahaha like story you know cobber mate me old fishie. So we cow hit them in face like can of XXXX on tetth and kick in knee and bowly underarm like mr chappels (die in fire mr chappels) and on we go boof boof boof like talky bear on tv yoyoyogogog not average bear man on Amerikans tvs! Silent opposisition mens get angry after while and run away leaving us --- this in 2nd half!!! - - to kick mens on ground but only get KO but still funny as only one mens on pitch at end of game and he crying like baby wallaby in corner of pitch hiding under cuddly balnket. we not chase him bjut just laff, he like Johnny Elales who not very good bloodybopwl man after all. so we kill one man who what call him selfie LEADER but we think he not as he not lead very much but hide at back so we boot him in bottom and brick to HEAD like happy days! then cow score in last runs for glorious SOVIET VICTORY OVER BAILOUT exile refugees on boat to peaceful islands mens!!!!! "

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8 CAS WIN OVER CLAW NURGLES: “Welcomes to Scoiets Poalnds!!!! GLOROIUS red army mens KILL ADOLF HITLER!!!! DIE NAZI SCUM MANS!!! All times, hot sausage treatments!"

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14 CAS WIN OVER STINKY NURGS: “14 CAS. ouch"

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GAME 300: 7 CAS CONCESSION WIN OVER VAMPYRES: “GAME # #300!!! Sparkly mens come play vs SOVIET workers mens of paradise communist staTE ! Sparkly mens vcome, but we say TWILIGHT who? We TWILGHIT 2000 you with BAZOOKA!!!! Boom boomy in 5cas in 3 turns and book mens (who da boom king!!?) and suddenly BAM dead vampite 5st man 1!!! EAT SOVIET LEAD man of deadness! Then more thrall get freed from terrible bondange gears and sent to happy places (NOT SALT MINES) and we WINS 1-0 in T8. Seocnd half mens come out VS 3 and we get PERFECT D and vampire mens give up and go home :( sads. ggs mens of pointy teethes and say hellos to SEXY CHICK BUFFY when you gets home to AMERICKA lands!"

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LOSS TO FILTHY VIKINGS: “Like Ebola Monkey Hunt in jungle: never goes well. gg sir!"

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FIVE CAS EACH WIN OVER WMDs: “Soviet Poland finds luck sauce!”

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NASTY LOSS TO CDS: “PFFT, bollox, lammer-cat, etc. gg sir!"

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LOSS TO POUTINE CDS: “Meanwhile in Soviets Poalnski! Other Big hats mens arrive and play game which is good game is A BIT SIELNT and game goes well and then not well and cow does things an then not do things and then Other (BLUES) Big hats men s score and GG SIR!"

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8 CAS 3-0 WIN OVER DELFS: “We shived da shivs wid a shiv.”

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3 CAS CONCESSION OVER MINMAX CDS: “weakest of sad pathetic concessions minmax CD team concedes after one MNG --- not even a perm cas. pathetic concession by a minmax team that refuses to even use bull centaurs as "they cost too much", lol”

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LOSS TO mrt1212's RATS: “The jury voted Painstate is a filthy lucker hooman the most valuable player of his team.”

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And so the great red march continues. Lammer Heretics - coming to a BB pitch near you.