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An open letter to the editor of the Grotty Little Newspaper
Deer git face,
Sumfin az kum ter me attenshun dat kannot be ignored. Dis new edishun of Blud Bowl az orkz an umies in it. Fair enuf I sez, dats always bin der way like, but wot ent on iz dat dere iz no rulez fer gobbo teems in der game or der furst book.
I no dem stunty gitz ad ter be in it, koz nuffin representz a blud bowl koach betta den a short, fat, miserable bearded git, but skaven? Wot kind of Mikky Mouse operashun is dis? An why do we need all dese different kindz o elves? Surely wun prancin git is enuf? I meen, be fair, I meen, I doant stik jigsaw pieces up me bum do I? Well mebbe I do but dere's no law against dat, iz dere? It's a free kuntry, I meen if I want ter stik a jigsaw piece up me bum now an agen dat's me own bizniss innit? I meen I'm no racshalist, but getting rid o dem fat obbitz an stinky unded woz a gud move, but speekin az der superior race I is owtraged.
GG
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