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Letters, Press Conferences, Overheard Mutterings
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>Vostok, Outside the Great Hall - Coach 'Dogsbody' of the Vostok Iron Head
"Well it is err... It has not been the overly terrible season we expected to see after our team's season in Spring which was, not great."
He puts a fist against his chest. "Rest in peace Crosby."
"But new season is... Full of teams that worry me and only me because I wish to not disturb the great Jarl Eric Ericson with our personal prospects, especially after news of fancy Predictotron machine arrived on doorstep today, and has no faith in the Iron Head. Zero votes for us it is merely sad for me, but-"
It is at this point in which an axe blade pierces through the wall next to the Dogsbody, and incoherent and drunken Norscan swearing is heard through the wall.
"He is as the Albion men say, 'quite nettled' by what he sees as a slight against team."
"Now me as coach, current region not ideal for Norse team, full of the many things that hurt Norse real badly, lots of high strength and the Mightiest Blow and the high armour, not ideal for us. This season not much better, division of 'killers' both figuratively and very, very literally and this is point of concern. However team is getting better slowly by degrees and despite unfortunate death of team utility players, mainstay players still living, still fighting"
"If any silver lining concerning team's current relation with Jarl we find ourselves with prospective rematches versus both Dryads that out block us last Autumn one of many humiliating losses sustained that season, and Pirates who steal Lesser Dragon Grapple from us at last minute and hand to Nuns. Jarl Ericson remembers, team remembers, Dogsbody remembers."
"And we have come to collect our Iron Price."