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Scribbl 11.02.05
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T.H.H.U. Slayers

Summer pre-season Interviews by John Ruden (interviewer) who is interviewing Head Coach General “Big” Boris Stupoff & Star player Paul Pike (the only cat to have played every game in school history)

JR: You were the former coach of the Kislev Gryphon Legion, a professional team. How is coaching at an university different?

BS: My team is all animals. It’s a learning experience. I had coached a couple of bears before; but cats & dogs are different.

JR: What did you do in the pre-season to get ready for the summer campaign?

BS: We bought a blocking sled. No one here can block. I also have the professors and students randomly throwing rocks at the cats to teach them how to dodge.

JR: What kind of outcome are you looking for during the summer season?

BB: 3 Things = stay healthy, skill up & survive for the hunting season (fall). I’m always hoping to win it all, but if we are competitive I would call it a success because we are a young team.

JR: Paul what are your goals for the summer?

PP: To hide, run like the wind & score some touchdowns.

JR: How can the Slayers improve?

PP: Get the cats more involved in the passing game & release the hounds to tear some flesh!

JR: Thanks gentlemen.