Letters, Press Conferences, Overheard Mutterings
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Fangsnapper’s Clawpack
Begin New-Grass, much beating from clan leaders. Death-fear in team. Wise and Virulent Leader Lord Gnawdwell destroy grind-grind saws. Say “No good, refs take away”. Fangsnapper and mischief taken away. Think death-death. Much joy-joy in team. Fangsnapper come back. Bigger. More armour. No grind-grind saw. More Professional. Much teeth grind in team. Daily beatings return. This time more professional.
New-Grass better. Many rats die-die. Much blood. Only Sneaky Skyre Skaven prove too much. Too many Flayer-Doom-Doom. Fezglitch join team. Useless. Stink Rats crushed. Rikek crushed. Fezglitch join Rekik. Useless. Daily beatings reduced. Some fur begin to heal. Show happy-happy to Fangsnapper. Daily beatings increased. Learn lesson.
Begin Yellow-Burning-High - new smells. Much worry-worry. Many new beast-animal. Snake-things. Much chatter-chatter.Not good. Not good. Cats. Much shake-shake. Foul creatures. Bone-manthings. Not alive. How-how? Long-armed-hairy-manthings. Look funny. hit-hit hard. Strong and potent leader Fangsnapper order quiet. Daily beatings increased to hourly
First game - Cat-Wolf-Bear-Manthings. Wolves big scary claw-claw. No idea how to use them. Fangsnapper runt go rabid. Kill Bear thing. Much rejoicing. Much biting of Cat things. Much red-ey. Much Glory. Lord Gnawdwell cheer-cheer from stands.
Hourly Beatings continue.
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