Letters, Press Conferences, Overheard Mutterings
Related to Scribbl CLIMAX VII
Crimson Fins
SCRIBBL Interviewer: Thanks for meeting me to discuss the Crimson Fins and the SCRIBBL Climax VII Qualifying group. I must say, I am surprised to see you here today, I thought you would be with the team.
Slim Jim: Well, me playin’ days are over now, see. Since them sharks had at both me legs I’ve had em replaced with wooden ones. Turns out I can’t go as fast as before and me enemies can hear me coming! So, the Cap’n has gone and put me in charge of dealing with you lot, on account of me charmin’ personality and all, you scurvy dawg.
SCRIBBL Interviewer: I see, I see. So, how do rate the Fins’ chances of winning their group then?
Slim Jim: Well, the sharks is gonna go Chomp is about all in know, you filthy dolphin lover. We got them Kangors in the same group and the sharks is desperate to get chomping on those meaty beauties again.
SCRIBBL Interviewer: But, what about the Fins actually winning and qualifying for the Finals?
Slim Jim: I dunno do I, you Lilly-livered cur!
SCRIBBL Interviewer: Right, OK, well I think we best leave it there then. Thanks Mr Jim.
Slim Jim: Yeah, and don’t come back, squid-face!