Letters, Press Conferences, Overheard Mutterings
Related to Scribbl CLIMAX VII
'Ed Chompaz of Deff Gorge
Killscorcha, a Big 'Un player with a 2 squad number:
- Da Coach told me to do a.. intervieshin, ye? Boss is sleepin, he got proppa big now! Meanest dere iz. Me and him did propa krumpin last time deshpite those big tin 'eds, and we uh... will do krumpin next time aswell!Hur-hur-hur. Da opponants?! Huh?!
- 'Umies and their languagies... We iz gonna stomp da pitch flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orcs an’ we was made ta fight an’ win! Even dat big blood thirstin' red boyz gonna get krumped! WAAAGH!