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Scribbl 13 PressConf Lost Golems of Grungni
Press Conference - Lost Golems of Grungni
Lost Golems Spokesman: First of all, we have very important news for Lost Golems fans as our previous head trainer has been sacked. (We inquired as to the cost of firing him into the sun, but the cost being prohibitive the decision was made to only toss him in a sack and dragged through our special canyon training grounds before being deposited outside our facilities.) With that, I would like to introduce you to our new wizard hired to oversee the summoning and training duties for the team, Coach Naukka!
Coach Naukka: As the Elementalist Summoner hired to train and field these very special Elementals, I, Naukka of Gauruch, have undertaken a review of our existing strategic training plan and found that our previous path was built too much on potential that never came to fruition.
Chthonic Cobaltite: "she-uh bhuuuum"
Coach Naukka: Yes, that's right, Cobaltite. During my investigation for a new development path, our staff noticed that fans rather enjoyed Lord Shiamoto the Undying being undone at least for a time. We will be training some specialists, but the primary focus of the team will be to leverage our natural positioning advantage into opportunities to hit back and hit hard.
Our first order of business will be to rebuild our summoned Elementals with a focus on skills that increase damage potential. We will also be resummoning some of our specialists and re-tasking them to new specialties.
Scribbl: What about your hopes for spring?
Coach Naukka: Our expectations are for a first place finish in our region. The largest threat to that is Court of Shu, which has a significant amount of damage reduction skills that will tax our team's ability to get them on the ground. The two incoming Elemental teams are still relatively small, but by no means will we take them for granted. Our second biggest challenge will be the development of our players for future success. We are very hopeful that our recent hire of a reconstruction summoner will greatly assist in this goal.
Chthonic Cobaltite: "she-uh bhuuuum"
Coach Naukka: Sorry Cobalt, Lord Shiamoto returned, but yes, we'll look to get another shot at making him/it reform from whatever ick it is that makes up that overgrown fop.
Lost Golems Spokesman: Think that is all the time we have for today. Go Golems!