Scribbl 13 PressConf Modryn's Midnight Meddlers

Modryn’s Midnight Meddlers performed horribly during last autumn’s silver division. As both the team’s owner and head coach, I feel an apology to the fans is required here. Nevertheless, efforts have been made to analyze the reasons of the squad’s recent failure. I assure you that appropriate measures will be taken. First and foremost, iron training discipline and strict dietary rules will be imposed upon the team members. No more honeyed wine or stuffed breadrolls during the days prior to a game. Players need to be fit to play the ball, especially elves! Therefore next season’s preparation will start with a training camp in the ferocious Wildwood. A survival run through the infamous Realm of Cythral will harden mind and body alike. All Meddlers will have to prove they earn their current spot on the team. Any stragglers will be left behind, and that includes Beldroth Boombark!
I’m convinced this approach will bear fruit, resulting in a second regional title of Athel Loren next season. The malicious tree spirits of the Darkenwood will be reminded of their place, which is behind Modryn’s Midnight Meddlers!