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Scribbl 13 PressConf Thoughts of Thoth
Press Conference - Thoughts of Thoth
Coach: Uh.. yeah, so dats wut u are eh? Yeah not many are stoopid enuff to come this far out in the lands of the dead desert har har...(chuckles).
Scribbl: So first question, how come you are the only ogre coaching a khemri team? Why a khemri team?
Coach: Uh... coz I found this place in the middle of nowhere, was wandering around out here for months, almost lost my mind looking for this palace.
See this crown I'm wearing yeah? It means that I'm now the king here in my palace right? Bossing all these skellie boys now, and coaching team is all I know see. Been coaching ogres before and ya know dem lads are not the brightest to coach, this skellie boys do as I say, no question asked.
Scribbl: I see. What can you say about this last season? Your team only won one match?
Coach: Uh.. yeah, it was a tough one, no doubt about that, hard opponents for sure, uh...dem shark boys and pirates, dem Tilea fellas and uh... that weird team with many arms and tiger boys wut their names now again?
Scribbl: You mean Bhubaneswar Rampage?
Coach: Yeah, uh... dem guys were tough with all dem claws even if we had a draw against dem.
Scribbl: So how was it when you won your only match then? Against Ynys Morion Mabsantwyr?
Coach: Yeah, that felt good of course, dem guys were tough too ya know, but dem sneaky gits stole our 5th place, their last game against dem Trantio Dragon Hawks. Uh... so if we ever meet dem again we gonna get dem good for that.
Scribbl: So is there a rivalry between your team and them now?
Coach: Uh... yeah of course, stealing my 5th place like that, nobody steals from me, NOBODY!!!
Scribbl: Any more team you have a dispute with? Our readers would love to know if so?
Coach: Yeah... uh... dem shark boys, dem Crimson Fins who won the whole season, but dem hard, tough to beat, even if we once won against dem sharks they chomp us good this time.
Scribbl: Ok, so what are your tactics for upcoming season?
Coach: What?? You sneaky git!!! Do you fink for one second that I will reveal my tactics for ya? I knew it, you no reporter, you a spy!!! Who sent ya? Dem monkeys from that library right? Tell me!!! (coach starts shaking the reporter with one hand)
Scribbl: No, no, I promise, I'm only a reporter, see here is my press card, put me down and I will leave you alone, I promise.
Coach: Bah, if ya say so, ok but it's time for my weekly bath soon so if ya have anyfing else to ask, ask now and then leave me alone.
Scribbl: Ok, phew, thanks, your team is known for their fast thrower, how is it possible a khemri player can be that fast?
Coach: Uh... well.. uh... how would I know? He`s fast that skellie boy and that's all good for me, he is my finest player besides my blitz-ra.
Scribbl: Ah you mean Ten-em-haa-pthah? Yeah he is a star now right?
Coach: Are you gonna sneeze or something? Uh.. never learned dem weird names, too complicated for me, just calling dem skellie or big skellie or tomb boy.
Scribbl: Ok, well time for me to go now, gonna take me a week or so to get back to civilization.
thank you for your time Nohistor.
Coach: It's pharao king Nohistor for you and everybody else for dat matter. Now go, time for me bath.