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Press Conference - Servants of Sacrifice
The grand parade ground in front of the great pyramid of Technochlitan is surprisingly crowded today is the first thing I can think of once I hovered out of the confines of the inner sanctum and out into the bright daylight. As soon as I leave the sanctum I notice that the people seem to be fighting each other to get up the stairs first and reach me. What a rare incident, normally the sacrifices try to get away from the top, never before have people tried to get up here, especially not in such a hurry.
As soon as the first reporter (a rather small Goblin) climbs the last step he squeaks his first question:
“Coach Nesoxochi, is it true that you have decided to take part in the CabalVision Inter-regional Blood Bowl League?”
Before I can answer this question a rather big Orc steps onto the goblin and pushes a microphone directly into my face:
“Mista Boss-Lizza, what can we expect from da otha Lizzas for this winter season?”
But there is no time to answer the questions. Now a multitude of reporters and spectators is standing atop the pyramid and everyone is trying to scream louder than the others to get an answer. By now I feel mildly annoyed, all this commotion is not worthy of this holy place. With a telepathic command I send my voice directly into their heads:
SILENCE! In the name of the great Mictlantecuhtli I order you to be quiet or we shall sacrifice you to our great god!
The crowd goes quiet in an instant. I’m trying to tell myself it is because of their fear of our mighty god but most likely it is their surprise. Before they can catch their breath I’m starting to reply the question I can read in their minds.
“Yes it is true. I, the great Nesocochi have decided that to appease our great god Mictlantecuhtli, we will send out a team of noble servants of the gods to bring back souls and hearts for the great one to devour.”
“For this season you can expect many sacrifices made to the gods on the field of honour so that he who hungers stays in his domain and may not walk on the surface of the earth!”
“We have cleansed the body and mind of our proud players to make them ready for all the sacrifices they will take on the field of honour. To make them strong and fast, so that they may be of service to our wrathful god and smite the non-believers to the ground! This is enough preparation we do not need more than this to feel ready to honour our god.”
“All of the players have been specifically bred for this purpose and only the most worthy have ben singled out in brutal trials which resulted in even more sacrifices to appease the great Mictlantecuhtli. Furthermore they all have agreed to be sacrificed to him once they can no longer serve him on the field of honour, they do this willingly without me influencing them in any meaningful way. And yes they can tell that themselves, just tell me whatever I have to make them say.”
“Last but not least we would like to thank all the teams which support our quest to gather more sacrifices for Mictlantecuhtli, your noble deaths will help to prevent untold horrors escaping from the underworld.”
“This is now the end of this great press conference. In the name of Mictlantecuhtli I would advise you to leave this pyramid now. In a short amount of time we will commence with the daily sacrificial rituals, and everyone who remains on this pyramid will be treated as a willing sacrifice to the honour of the great Mictlantecuhtli.”
And so ends the first press conference in Lustria where the coach has not spoken a word out loud.