Scribbl 13 PressConf Sledge Sisters

First of all, good afternoon to our fans and supporters. I believe that they must be as excited with this new season as we are! I am fairly optimistic and the friendly match we have played so far was good training. Admittedly, with one player dead for each side, it wasn't particularly friendly, and my girls had a couple of issues with keeping hold of the ball (let alone scoring)... But Khaine was pleased with the blood offerings and even the prematurely retired player, Aduvesu Damorothan, should rest in peace assured that her sacrifice will grant our team with blessings and good fortune!
We are optimistic that more bloodshed will follow and the Sledge Sisters will soon increase the numer of supporters and fans, in particular against those Dukes of Earthquake Valley, who with all their hubris and arrogance, do not even deserve to share the field with my Girls! They will soon increase the numbers of our offerings to Khaine... I just need my girls to remember that, while murdering the opposing team is grandiose, we still need to score touchdowns to win a game.
Speaking of that, Coach Pedro will now go and help them focus on those small details, allright? See you in the future matchs, and I hope you can stay a little to see my team in practice. Just make sure you keep a safe distance from them, alright? I can't promise that you won't become a potential offering.