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Oh you Vlaedi! Don't let your wife (or ex-wife or whatever, it's complicated) know that you have a crush on a troll, ha! Well, after a while, because Goongol had to pick daisies all around the place, we reached the monastery home of the famous Congregation of the Holy Touchdown, where we found their coach, Father Fanky. We were so high at this point that things went... well, you judge!
Klavlak (mushroom addict): Well Coach, father... father fanky, right?
Father Fanky: That's right you are speaking with Father Fanky, the voice of Sigmar... wait, who the hell let you in, you filthy Green Skin?
Goongol Nonose (troll): Huuuh? are you my father? (hopeful voice)
Father Fanky: I am NOT your father!
Goongol Nonose (troll): is Sigmar my mum?
Klavlak (mushroom addict): Shut up Goongol Not nonose, nonsense! Well Coach, tell us about your strategies
Father Fanky: My strategies? Well... just wait... wait there you horrible abomination, you are going to get a practice demonstration. (Father Fanky starts to put on a heavy boot covered in dry blood)
Woolk Spitnet (netter): OooooOOh FOULING is an art! Is that the first thing you do on the pitch?
Father Fanky: How many of you managed to break in my holy stadium? You despicable little monsters... the first thing you have to do on the pitch is pray to the LORD of course! Sisteeeeers! Sisteeeers!
Goongol Nonose (troll): ohhh do I have sisters?
Father Fanky: Where is my torch? The big one...
Klavlak (mushroom addict): Wait father, wait. another couple of questions...What's your opinion on going on the pitch totally high with mushrooms? and...
Strigsits Phart (interrupting the previous question): Father you are a pious man, you should care about your players safety, right? (hopeful)
Father Fanky: "Oooh there you are! (Father Fanky lights up the torch). Mushrooms? Do you hate those or what? A true player says no to drugs and yes to the mighty Lord! A true player and believer doesn't care about his safety! He gives his body, his life is necessary without any hesitation! For the Holy Touchdown! Sisteeeerrrs! Hurry up it's purge time!"
Klavlak (talking to himself): ok, we are high but this guy... Well,... we like the fouling stuff, even if you are nuts with Sigmar... Goongol's mother... it is ok and we are looking for a new coach... Almost forgot... are you ok if we pay you in snotlings currency? Well they use little rocks or bugs, fancy rocks... cool bugs.
Father Fanky: "What the hell are you talking about? You are all going to die you revolting... things! The Lord hates you! The Lord hate you all and so do I! AAaAaAAaAAAaaaARGH!"
All gobbos start to run away from the torch scared! And that's when everything goes wrong...
Klavlak: ok ok I'll tell your agent that we let you know ok? great coach, nice... (runs away)
Goongol Nonose (troll): I like daisies can you give these daisies to my mum sigmar? Love you Dad! (dragged away by his team mates)
Father Fanky: "Wait! Wait there! I must buuuurn you all! Buuuurn! BUUuUUUUUuURN!"
And that's it. Dreadpeak's Delusionals went out for a new coach and they met awesome, friendly, welcoming people!
We will always remember Vlaedi's blushing at Goongol offers, Krugg's grammar and, of course, the warm welcome by Father Fanky. May all your crazy ideas never get out of your head, you mad old man!
And we also learned important things. We learned that coaches do not love daisies, that fouling is more important than players safety and, mostly important, that snotlings currency is a really bad economic trend!
If you have snotlings currency at home you'd better kill yourself because you are poor, ha!
Back to Blood Bowl what's your opinion on those coaches interviewed by night goblins? Who would better fit as Delusionals Head Coach? Krugg the grammar destroyer? Vlaedi the greedy assassin? Or Father Fanky, father of Goongol?
Let us know! And write to SCRIBBL with your opinions on which next coach Delusionals should interview next!
Once a Delusional, always deluded.
Part 1 here and part 2 here