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Press Conference - Khalibân Shivters
This is Stanley ‘The Spike’ DeWitt reporting from downtown Khalibân, western ‘Eastern Steppes’. The Shivters - taste that name... do you taste blood? Then you’re probably standing next to the pointy end of one of their sneaky stabbers. These gits are a dirty bunch. Yes, dirty as in ‘covered in mud and grime’-dirty but much more in their playing style. Having been fortunate enough to see them ‘train’ I’ve noticed they practice without the aspect of ‘refereeing’ - ‘much more fun’ they say - but also much more lenient when it comes to the concept of booting a downed opponent. Of course without any official games under their belt most of their victims have come from within their own ranks. Coach Spider Khan is a firm believer of the ‘Survival of da Sneakyist’ philosophy so this is a good thing. It’s rumored that he even has a habit of fouling his players in their sleep. ‘Gets them ready and evil’ - they are a wicked bunch for sure but will there be any team left for Spring after they are let loose in the unforgiving wrecking machine that is the CIBBL Winter Season...!? Time will tell. Now to some excerpts from the Pre-season Khalibân Shivters press conference.

Team focus for Winter:

‘Oi - diz iz Spider Khan speekin’. Spezial leeder of Da Khalibân Shivters - a Real spezial won! Ma Gitz are ready to explor’ da innards of all opponantz in da search for weaknezz. Even if we haff ta stab a hole to get a peek!’

‘If da Shiv wont kut it (!) we’ll ‘ave to kick our way in. Kick that rib-cage like tha be-hind of a slave orc!’

‘We’ll also look inta honing some strangling tekniques. Utilizing da shoe laces in more exotic ways ya know...’

Hopes for Spring:

‘Killing some dwarfs wud be nice. And some Slavers... and some slaves!’

‘Just want to maim really - and if da ogres really ar so tuff as dey say we’d like to check out dat tuffness wen dey are on da floor...’