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Stars In Your Eyes


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6 / 4 / 2 / 8

240,000 gp per game

Block, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Frenzy, Loner, Stand Firm, Thick Skull

Plays for: Clan Pestilens
He’s not Caramel-lite, he’s a Carmelite! This big bundle of fun is the newest star player to make himself available to Clan Pestilens, and by doozy, he’s a big boy. We sat down with Friar Yuck to ask him how he combines his passion for food, theology and ultraviolence on the bloodbowl pitch.

SCRIBBL: So Friar, can I ask what brought you out of a life of celibacy and self-denial and into the a life of a bloated and disgusting blood-bowl player?

Friar Yuck: I’m not sure I understand – self-denial has never sat well with my frenzied approach to life.

SCRIBBL: Err, well, you’re a Friar, no?

Friar Yuck: Oh, I see! No, I bought my title of the CabalNet via a correspondence course.

SCRIBBL: You can do that?

Friar Yuck: Yes.

SCRIBBL: OK.

Friar Yuck: I do have an interest in philosophy though, and more widely in systems of belief across the Old and New World. It’s hard to get in a conversation though about that with other like-minded souls, as I’m a disturbing presence at coffee mornings with my foul appearance, and people find it hard to get their arguments into my thick skull as I tend to stand firm when it comes to my theological position. So all in all, I thought distance learning was the way to go.

SCRIBBL: As a final thought, if you were reaching out to a young clanrat, what advice would you give him if he wants to one day represent Clan Pestilens on the bloodbowl field?

Friar Yuck: Well, you need to eat well – particularly maggot-ridden flesh. I have two maggot-ridden flesh burgers a day for my lunch. You also need to look after your body, by allowing it to bloat like a pus-filled balloon. In the old days, we tended to muck around – endurance training, yoga – but now the Pestilens sports scientists and doctors are on hand to swab our wounds with dirt and ensure that infections fester.

SCRIBBL: Thanks Friar!