OI yew lot, shut yer pie oles an listen ter me or else i'll set Nige on ters. Yes dat includes yew at der bak wiv der nife, kummon and it ovva. Rite den I az sum gud news, der gratest race in der Wurld (datz uz Gobbos by der way) iz gettin arr own leeg.
S'kalled XXXL, afta iz Momz dress size i suppoze, an it iz an opportunity fer yew lot ter become der sekund graterest gobbo koach in der wurld afta me. I iz obviusly tew gud ter be allowed in so i iz elpin owt in ovva moar deviuz ways.

So wotz it all abowt? Well imagine a bunch o krazed 11 year old football ooliganz and den give em a tun o "playin aids" an den sit bak an enjoy."But wot bowt dem zebra peeple oo keep bannin all der kewl stuff" I ear yew say, well gud newz iz dey iz gobbos az well and so arr az bent az a paperklip. In fact dere iz even a speshul pre match faze where all sortsa cheetin kan okkur wich sowndz fine by me.

Finally dere iz wun ovva fing dat i fink will mek diz leeg gud an datz itz kommishuner Mekultoola? Mekatootoo? Meka ah sod it just call im Mekky. Anywayz ee az dun tunz o wurk fer der leeg an lookz like bein der kinda maniac oo will keep it goin an wurkin like a boss. So elp im owt by gettin yer gamez in on time, doan't steel all der komplimentary penz frum der leeg office an rememba dat kornflakez iz not a jigsaw of a chicken but yew kan stikk em up yer bum.

Rite i iz off ter kash dis unrelated chekk frum der XXXL so get lost.