Bad Apples - Coached by Halfabrain - Sponsored by Betunfair

A coach with all the talent in the world, this young fella will be hard to beat.... he's ranked in the top 100 coaches. One would suspect his biggest challenge will be keeping a squad in line, simply because of the playing names he's given them. The changing rooms will be harmonius as long as this squad is winning, but one slip up, and there will be revolution in the air. Especially with the Referees Association looking hard at him with allegations of Ref Blocking and other terrible abuses in preseason friendlies.

Prediction - He'll end up with positive points undoubtedly.

Possibly the most Knives - Coached by Xandyreoch

This league will pit brother on brother, and not only on the pitch. The boys from Dover will face off against each other eventually and it should be real nasty indeed. But not as nasty as the make believe names he's given the poor gobbos on this team. If there was a Anti-Joke Goblin Name Association they would be picketing outside the club rooms. I mean Christopher Auchfor is the fan favourite.... but only cause they feel sorry for him with that monicker.
His team is looking lean, mean and ready, but the treasury isn't set to make any ripples in the Bribery rounds. But they have to be taken seriously due to the fact they've possibly the most knives.

Mean Green Bogey Machines - Coached by XpherAndTheAxes - Sponsored by Uncle Khorne's Fresh Juice

The other brother, this man has balls of green steel. No rerolls, a TV so small you gotta search for it, and not even an apocethary. These gobbos are going screaming to their demise but one would suspect there is going to be no small amount of bribery and corruption indulged in by the coach. Very exciting stuff indeed. Having said that, one suspects these brothers are using the same name generator. MrCushtie would have a fit if they were in the SWL.

Broken Nose Nibblerz - Coached by luxyluxo - Sponsored by Murder King

The man...the myth... the Luxembourg legend himself. And he's in the XXXL to take names and kick ass. With a bit of luck luxyluxo will sweep the field. Although his players are gonna be watching the side lines to see when he'll buy an apocethary. But finally.... Some good f**king names.

Prediction - He'll end up with positive points indubitably.

Mad Moon Mischiefs - Coached by Gnoblar - Sponsored by Konverze Allstarz

All the big shows have foils, and there is not one bigger than Gnobler... the opposition coach that no one wants to get stuck with at the aftermatch function. He's got everything going for him. A lean team with well selected positionals. A hunka chucka moola to get stuck into the more nefarious aspects of the league with. All the talent and skill in the world. But everyones gonna want to beat him. And they are gonna want to beat him badly. They will also want to beat his team...

Prediction - He'll end up with positive points thats for sure.

TBA - Coached by Nicknutria

Some might think it was impossible to write predictions about a team that has yet to be announced. But instead... we just judge the coach. From the whispers going around the XXXL Commissioners Immodest Stately Mansion™ one hears that this particular coach is gagging to run a full team of eleven trolls. 11 TROLLS! ELEVEN TROLLS! You heard it here first. And also that he like's go-for-its way too much.

LIVE UPDATE Grünhäute

With only two trolls in sight, and not a foul to be seen in his preseason friendly the only thing certain is that this coach LOVES the go-for-it.

LIVE UPDATE

Green Gladiataazz - Coached by panalukidis

I've never heard of him, certainly haven't faced him before. Plays like a high performance engine and whines like its over-revving. Violent, smart and committed, this late replacement will have them cheering in the stands with his high speed, high impact brand of Blood Bowl magic.

TBA - Coached by TommyB

Never heard of him, but good luck to him. Because the rest of this division is quality. But I'm sure he'll aquit himself with aplomb. Also, judging from his showcase team he actually knows how to name a Goblin team.

LIVE UPDATE

TommyB went missing in action.