Test Tickle Lickers - Coached by dantemordicain

This team is starting the season bigger than most, but still has a sizeable chuck of cash for a bit of skullduggery. Coached by a stalwart of the well respected Southern Wastes League they can be expected to pull up a tree or two. But the name.... sounds like the nickname of the uncle you avoid at Christmas dinner... you know... the one that gets all excited when the beers are done and the sherry comes out. And he wears a santa hat. But whats Christmas got to do with the XXXL. Well, dantemordicain must have felt all his Christmas' had come at once when he rolled +AG on Spike Boots. There is the goblin to watch in this division.... provided he survives.

San Diego Corrupt Cheaters - Coached by Klazam - Sponsored by McNurgles

Coached by very nice young man who loves to chat. Hopefully XXXL will be the forum he brings the smack talk to. And the smack down. He's played his trade in the Deserted Isles and the Southern Wastes so there is no shortage of experience here. The names are good, the TV is tight and there is enough money in the bank to do some serious naughty business. Just hope he doesn't need a reroll.

Night Goblin Nasties - Coached by Happy_Amateur

A team with all the potential in the world, but due to unseemly hiring practises have managed to land themselves with a part-time, barely capable coach from the Deserted Isles. People will laugh, people will cheer, people will roar all the while watching this team fall to pieces. There will be deaths. There will be plays that make no sense. What there will not be is wins nor touchdowns FOR this team. Every league needs a whipping boy and they've found a real also ran with this one.

Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers - Coached by MrCushtie - Sponsored by Canadian Die

A coach with more leagues under his belt that hot dinners, MrCushtie is a renowned Goblin coach that will strike fear into the hearts of the other Antipodean players. He's a master of recruiting players with the best names and knows his way around the lady Trolls if you know what I mean. But you don't. Because even I don't know what I meant by that. Also writes an article for the SWL which is alright. I suppose. Maybe a conflict of interests though. Oh yeah! And the Goblins Referee Association can't stand the guy. But I never told you that.

Winnipeg MOAB Bombers - Coached by Knine [k9kay9] [UTC+10] (knine)

Who is this guy? I see him around the DIBBL scene, asking people for building games but he's never answered me back. But they'll be no avoiding me this time. At a glance its a Goblin team. With staff even. And pitch art. But what is a Winnipeg. Sounds filthy. Don't google it without worksafe on would be my guess.

Black Tooth R.I.P.S - Coached by mekutata - Sponsored by Blockbuster

What does one write about the commissioner when one will be playing in his league. One would certainly write about his genius. About his artistic talent and his dogged tenacity in getting what seemed an enormous task off the ground. One certainly WOULD NOT suggest that he's only in the Antipodean division because he can't stand the idea of losing to Gnoblar in his own competition. Or that he spends all night awake because his cat loves fook. Which one could only assume was a translation error. One WOULD NEVER DARE to imply that he is feathering his nest with illicit bribe money and dodgy accounting practices so he can live in an amazingly ostentacious XXXL Commissioners Immodest Stately Mansion™ with all the bootiful cheerleeders. Might even win a game.... if he's lucky.

TBA - Coached by Sergtacos

Pokemon shouldn't be allowed to play Blood Bowl. Period.