To round up this WORLD Sports Sepcial issue about XXXL we researched what kind of music the coaches of XXXL are playing in their locker rooms or while warming up before the match.

Luxyluxo's Broken Nose Nibblerz always use Head & Shoulders shampoo when using the shower together.
A Goblin King is Born

Xandyreoch forces his Knives to focus better and demands them to stop making the same mistakes all the time!
Under Pressure

His twin and biggest enemy XpherReoch uses epic and spherical dark tunes
to remind his players that there is maybe a life after life.

San Diego's corrupt and deaf coach Klazam doesn't hear anything but perfect silence

Halfabrain's Bad Apples always sing together when heading to the stadium:Smash Your Face
They also like to torture guest teams with limp bisquits.

Evil Gnoblar and his Mad Moon Mischiefs always try to comfort their opponents about their upcoming demise

The Winnipeg MOAB Bombers are rather old school and the sirens start crying when they enter their pitch!
This song hits you harder than your alcoholic step-dad.

Sergtacos tries to raise his team's power level to 9000

Nicknutria's Grünhäute skin their opponents' remains while dancing to socialist reggae

TommyB disappeared....

Happy Amateur's Night Goblin Nasties™ are getting high and aggressive against overbearing power structures Zombie

Mekutata only listens to Melvins, it's kinda sad

Coach Dante and MrCrushtie think that music is a distraction and instead demand their players to write diaries about their dreams.


An assistant coach using headphones so he doesn't have to hear his headcoach