Headz
Mean Green Bogey Machines - Broken Nose Nibblerz
0-2
Da Kick Off of season 1!
Mad Team Management experiment with low TV versus a more conservative approach on handling Goblins.
Bogeys got Grograt who was able to prevent the fans from the Bogey Machines getting hurt too much and the Bogey Bomba tried his best on defence, making it hard for the Nibblerz to move the ball. But in the end the Bogeys never came in scoring range and the Nibblerz played it safe enough for a clear 2-0, giving them the lead in their division.
Possibly the most Knives - Bad Apples
1-0
A shocker! Da first big surprise! Goblin Gambling reported a record on incoming bets for this one, including one from the Bad Apples coach himself; all of Bad Apples' treasury was bet on a win for the Apples. But the six(!) Trolls from Possibly the most Trolls played smart to brutalise the Apples' confidence and form a successful, slowly moving impenetrable cage to score in the first half. Halftime 2 started with quite decimated Apples who made an attempt to score fast in their offence drive by rushing their Goblins through the feet of the clumsy Troll defence line, but a failed pass resulted in a similar image like Halftime 1: all of the Knives Trolls forming a cage, this time not moving at all but just forming a huge block of troll meat securing the ball, stalling in their own half for the 0-1 win!
Green Gladiataazz - Grünhäute
2-1
(played under Rule of 7s)
This game had lot of bad blood, and most of it was spread all over the pitch.
A rematch from the Pre-Season friendlies (a draw).
With the Corruption Event
Rule of 7s activated it looked like the Grünhäute should be favourites, after all their coach had the most experience with this ruleset among all XXXL coaches. But cheating Gladiataazz somehow were able to win this one. But they didn't even field their fan, so you know now how their coach thinks about supporters. The Gladiataazz did not only scheme this one on the pitch, but successfully snitched an illegal behaviour from the Grünhäute to the league officials (lack of visible sponsor promotion in their arena).
Tailz
Da Dirty BDSM Tribe - Night Goblin Nasties
2*-1
(played under Rule of 7s)
Many years from now scholars will still debate the legitimacy of this game. Not because of Mucky McPuffcloud throwing around with explosive squigs and destroying half of the pitch and arena, but because of the already infamous dirty play of the BDSM Tribe.
First the BDSMs found a way to sneak themselves into the league without enough players, keeping their treasury high, and then they brutalised the league's official in turn 2 of their first game. Harsh rules should actually be something that BDSM supporters enjoy, but the good willing attitude of the Nasties' coach gave the BDSMs a breather, instead of restarting the game the Nasties agreed on a -1 TD punishment against the Tribals. The referee association is still shocked about this decision.
But it was not all primitive what we saw from the BDSMs, they played strong and scored three times, with their pogo specialist Mrs.Whip especially having a fantastic game.
Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers - Winnipeg MOAB Bombers
0-2
(played under Rule of 7s)
The Stealers missed out on the Bribery and were slightly overwhelmed by the sudden Rule of 7s. The lack of an enforced LOS really hurt them as they showed up with a Saw on a Chain! But with only seven opponents spread all over the pitch it proved to be difficult making good use of that weapon. The MOABS showed up with Gnat the Swivel Eye who helped in forming a cage to safely score the 1-0 on their offence drive. Halftime 2 saw Stealers trying to play it safe with Big Spring Ring a Ding staying first behind with beall while the rest of the team tried to punch some MOABS. But when finally making the move forward it was the MOAB's filcher Liberator who outgrew expectations, dodged away from a Troll and rushed to the sideline, taking the ball carrying pogo down with a good old POW! Two turns later we saw Liberator filching his way through the shocked Stealer's team and only stopping in their TD zone, building up the MOAB's score to 0-2. The Stealers tried but failed a team throw and had to accept the loss this time. But their high treasury could lead to some interesting options for them for Matchday 2's Bribery!
San Diego Corrupt Cheaters - Black Tooth Rips
1-2
(played under Rule of 7s)
The most corrupt game of them all. And it looked very grim for the Black Tooths as the Corrupt Cheaters showed up with 7 monsters in form of Kappa and the Brawler, Snazguz Irongut, Icepelt Hammerblow, their two regular Trolls Big Mean Mug and Zany Zoot and their newest addition Grey Ting, who had left division rival Test Tickle Testers just before that matchday. An easy 1-0 lead for the troll infected team, but the RIPS answered with a classic Doomdiver One Turn TD to start with a draw in Half 2. Still the Cheaters had the stronger squad, but the capitalistic mind of the Cheaters' coach lead to a focus on their sponsor's PR strategy (surf an opponent) instead of securing the ball, and so the cunning Goblins from the RIPS found a way to successfully attack the Cheaters' only ballcarrier deep in his own half to far away from the Trolls, the legendary Spikey Norman got the ball and watched in fear when San Diego's Icepelt Hammerblow stormed back for a last desperate blitz... but failed his GFI! The relieved Norman could finally end to question his decision to return to professional Blood Bowl but scored a glorious and decisive 1-2.
Headz-Tailz
Mad Moon Mischiefs (Headz) - Test Tickle Testers (Tailz) 2:2
(played under Rule of 7s)
The first time two teams from both sides of the earth faced off in the Headz vs Tailz competition and the first game of Ripper, who is rumoured to step down from playing BloodBowl after this season...
The Testers activated a Rule of 7s Corruption Event before the game. With both teams having no experience in this ruleset we saw many open spaces and both teams focusing on their offence, leading to fast scores (roughly one TD every 4 turns). The Kickoffs always lead to tense situations, as both teams had to decide on how to defend against a possible team throw with only 7 players or rather focus on the chance of a Blitz! event. But all scores came from regular rushing as all attempted Team Throws for scoring chances ended in Real Stupid rolls. So the game ended 2-2 with both teams being able to counter score but neither team being able to hammer the last nail in their opponent's coffin.
Now both teams have to travel back and get over the jet lag before playing their first regular games in their respective home divisions.