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Free Agent Pool
Troll Star Players | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Starting Price | Current Price | Status | Animosity |
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Rumble-Gut Rockbelly* | Stone Troll | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner,Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 160K | 150K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Big Lunky* | Troll Blocker | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Really Stupid Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | 170K | 140K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Gotrek Larson | Troll Blocker | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Really Stupid Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | 170K | 140K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Grendel Frostbite | Snow Troll | 5 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Loner, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Wild Animal | 210K | | Black Tooth Rips | none |
Vizgrak Pigczit | Troll Blocker | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Juggernaut | 210K | 190K (-20) | Freeagent | none |
Bork Bulge-Belly* | Troll Blocker | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Multiple Block, Guard | 210K | 180K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Snazguz Irongut* | Warpstone Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Claw, Tentacles | 210K | | B.N.Nibblerz | none |
Shrag Bowelgrinder | Bile Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Prehensive Tail, Animosity | 210K | 200K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Nuk Em Gud | Troll Grenadier | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Strong Arm, Bombardier, Secret Weapon | 240K | 210K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Ripper Bolgrot | Troll Blocker | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Grab, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | 270K | | Mad Moon Mischiefs | none |
Basher* | River Troll | 4 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Foul Appearance | 320K | 290K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Icepelt Hammerblow | Ice Troll | 5 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Claws, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Regeneration, Thick Skull | 330K | 320K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Grograt Crunchskull* | Troll Blocker | 5 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Pro, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull | 360K | 350K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Goblin Star Players | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Starting Price | Current Price | Status | Animosity |
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Bomber Dribblesnot | Bombardier | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Accurate, Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 60K | 80K (+20) | Freeagent | none |
Fungus the Loon | Fanatic | 4 | 7 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Ball & Chain, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 80K | | Mad Moon Mischiefs | none |
Gnat the Swivel Eye | Fanatic | 4 | 7 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Ball & Chain, Grab, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 80K | | Winnipeg MOAB Bombers | none |
Mucky McPuffcloud | Bombardier | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, No Hands, Hail Mary Pass, Bombardier, Disturbing Presence, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 100K | 90K (-10) | Free Agent | BDSM Tribe |
Odster Evil One* | Looney | 5 | 2 | 2 | 7 | Loner, Dirty Player, Dodge, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 50K | | Man Moon Mischiefs | none |
Nobbla Blackwart | Looney | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Block, Dodge, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 130K | 100K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Scrappa Sorehead | Pogoer | 7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dirty Player, Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty, Sure Feet, Very Long Legs | 150K | 120K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Throttlesnot 'The Impaler' | Undead Pogoer | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Stunty, Dodge, Dirty Player, Regeneration, Leap, Stab, Regeneration, Secret Weapon | 100K | 90K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Snatcher Pushbrush | Deathroller | 4 | 7 | 1 | 10 | Loner, Bonehead, Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, No Hands, Mighty Blow, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm | 130K | 120K (-10) | Freeagent | Night Goblin Nasties |
Goblin Legends | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Starting Price | Current Price | Status | Animosity |
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Garbage Throttlesnot* | Legend | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Catch, Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty | 60K | 30K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Spike Norman* | Legend | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Pro, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 60K | | Black Tooth | none |
Dirty Dan* | Legend | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stuny, Dirty Player | 130K | 100K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Grotty*/** | Legend | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stuny, Right Stuff | 100K | | Winnipeg | none |
| Legend | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Loner, Stunty, Dodge, Right Stuff, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon | | | | |
| Legend | 4 | 7 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Ball & Chain, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | | | | |
| Legend | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Loner, Stunty, Dodge, Right Stuff, Bombardier, Secret Weapon | | | | |
| Legend | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Loner, Stunty, Dodge, Right Stuff, Leap, Very Long Legs, Sure Feet | | | | |
Squig Herders | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Starting Price | Current Price | Status | Animosity |
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Mad Gark the Tamer*/*** | Squig Tamer | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Leader, Pro, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 100K | | Green Gladiataaz | none |
Fuggit and Biter | Squig Hopper | 3 (1D6) | 4 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Leap, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Monstrous Mouth | 120K | 90K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Iron Moon Gublak | Squig Hopper | 4 (1D6) | 4 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Thick Skull, Blood Lust, Claw, No Hands | 150K | 120K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Tinfoil Flatz | Squig Hopper | 2 (1D6+1) | 4 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Leap, Frenzy, Claw, Very Long Legs, No Hands, Blood Lust | 160K | 130K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Madcap Miggz | Squig Hopper | 7 (1D6+1) | 4 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Leap, Break Tackle, Claw, Very Long Legs, No Hands, Wild Animal | 170K | 160K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Kappa and the Brawler | Chained Squig | 4 (1D3+1) | 7 | 1 | 8 | Loner, Ball and Chain, Claw, Stand Firm, Fan Favorite, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, No Hands | 180K | 170K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Food **** | Snotling Thrall | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Loner, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy | 0K | 20K (+20) | Freeagent | Mean Green Bogey Machines |
Warpstone Cultists | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Starting Price | Current Price | Status | Animosity |
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Smutchy Peckersneek | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Prehensile Tail, Two Heads | 120K | | Erratic Eccentric Entertainers | none |
Grabby Blockheadz | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Disturbing Presence, Two Heads | 120K | | Gladiataaz | none |
Horny Muckz | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Foul Appearance, Horns, Wrestle | 120K | | Bad Apples | none |
Handy Wigginz | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Extra Arms, Sure Feet, Sprint | 120K | 110K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Blammo Huggz | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Tentacle, Foul Appearance, Shadowing | 120K | 90K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Beavis | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Tentacle, Claw, Jump Up | 120K | 90K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Birdy Boilbrain | Night Goblin | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Thick Skull | 120K | 90K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Fappy Bigmeatz | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Big Hand, Very Long Legs, Leap | 120K | 90K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
Fester Nosedive | Night Goblin | 4 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Swoop, Hypnotic Gaze | 120K | | Grünhäute | none |
Snore McGroan | Looney | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Leap, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon | 120K | 110K (-10) | Freeagent | none |
Prickle Stabneck | Assassin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Stab, Double Block, Sneaky Git, Shadowing, Weeping Dagger, Secret Weapon | 170K | 150K (-20) | Freeagent | none |
The Black Gobbo*/***** | Night Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Sneaky Git, Disturbing Presence, Bombardier, Stab, Secret Weapon | 180K | 150K (-30) | Freeagent | none |
* Based on Forgotten Star Players/Mentioned in Blood Bowl Fluff
** A Grotty Roll before upcoming matchday decides Grotty's tool of choice for the next game: 1 Grotty without any tools 2 Grotty with a Saw 3 Grotty with a Ball & Chain 4 Grotty with a Bomb 5 Grotty with artificial legs 6 Coach can select tool
*** When hired under Exclusive Contract Gark can attempt to tame rostered Squigs. Tame Roll 1d6 before the upcoming match: 1 Gark gets injured and misses next match 2-5 nothing happens 6 the Squig loses a Negaskill (random movement for Ball&Chain squigs, Bloodlust or Wild Animal) for one match
**** comes optional with induced or exclusive hired Squig Star Players that have Bloodlust
***** The Black Gobbo joins the winner of the annual Black Lantern Cup
Induced Free Agents Season | # |
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Food | 8 |
Snore McGroan | 4 |
Bomber Dribblesnot | 3 |
Grograt Crunchskull | 1 |
Madcap Miggz | 1 |
Fester Nosedive | 1 |
Prickle Stabneck | 1 |
Throttlesnot the Impaler | 1 |
Handy Wigginz | 1 |
Rumble-Gut Rockbelly | 1 |
Shrag Bowelgrinder | 1 |
Vizgrak Pigczit | 1 |
Players induced in Matchday 3 | # |
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Food | 5 |
Throttlesnot the Impaler | 1 |
Shrag Bowelgrinder | 1 |
Vizgrak Pigczit | 1 |
Snore McGroan | 1 |
Cards
Magic Cards 8/8
Dirty Tricks 8/8
Troll Cards 8/8
Goblin Cheaters 6/8
Warpstone Cultists 2/8
Unwanted Ones 8/8
Corruption Card 17/21
Matchday Preview
TAILZ
Night Goblin Nasties™ vs
Winnipeg MOAB Bombers
The Nasties started with the worst match record in XXXL history (so far) and will try to make their first points in their division and remind people of what they are able to do, as seen in their Headz vs Tailz game.
The Winnipeg MOAB Bombers will try to close the gap to the top the division. Their team includes the legendary Grotty who will add even more explosive bombs for this match day.
The Nasties will likely have access to inducements and are rumored to activate a Black Market Card prior the game, their sponsor recently began to demand a focus on scoring Star Players.
The MOAB Bombers have access to a Corruption card, roster two Free Agents with the mentioned Grotty and swivel-eyed Gnat. Their Fanatic Super Fortress recently gained the first bounty in XXXL history by smashing the Ref hating Spankie!
They also might be active at the Great Bribery. Their new sponsor expects a lot of Fan Interaction.
Test tickle testers vs
Erratic Eccentric Entertainers
Both teams have the same amount of points, but the Entertainers entered the league later and have one game less to play.
The testers have with Spike Boots one of the most promising regular goblin players in their ranks, but they will surely miss two headed Tom Ping. The testers have still a chance to filch a card, roll for their cheerleader and might also be able to try their luck in the upcoming Bribery. Their sponsor demands the promotion of a new energy drink.
The Entertainers field two Pogoers, Smutchy Peckersneek and a hated Ref, they also possess the cash to really make an impact at the upcoming Bribery. Their sponsor loves to see Star Players scoring touchdowns.
Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers vs
Da Dirty BDSM Tribe
Two teams with 3 points and two losses, the winner team will keep the chances for winning their division or for qualifying for the XXXL Bowl alive, the losing team can already plan for the Black Lantern Cup.
The Stealers have become clearly the most brutal team (27 Cas in 3 games) and have Sleazy Biscuits the player with second most fouls (7) and access to a Black Market card. They’ll also have the cash to get something big at the Bribery, but they will miss a sponsor for the next matchday.
The BDSM Tribe started the season in a strong manner but then suffered two losses in a row. BDSM field the league’s top scorer Mrs Whip (4 Touchdowns) but lost their Guard troll Spankie. They were already able to buy a fresh one, but with that unplanned investment they will probably only play a small role during the Bribery. A new sponsor might help them with the funds.
Teams with a positive match record enter the XXXL Bowl, teams with an even or negative match record enter the Black Lantern Cup *-1TD due violence towards referee ** joined after MD2 to replace San Diego
HEADZ vs TAILZ
Black Tooth Rips (Tailz) vs
Grünhäute (Headz)
Spikey Norman so far made the RIP’s sponsor and the team’s fans happy, playing a valuable roll in three victories in a row. Their winning streak should give them the treasury to cash in at the Bribery or to keep their team together in case of steal attempts. The Grünhäute suffered quite a loss against the Mischiefs and might find relief at the edge of the world before starting their second half in their division. Their strongest player still is their star Fester Nosedive.
☆☆☆ | Headz vs Tailz | G | W | T | L | TD+ | TD- | TDΔ | Cas+ | Cas- | CasΔ | TD+CASΔ | Score |
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1. | Tailz | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 8 | 7 |
2. | Headz | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 5 | 11 | -6 | -8 | 1 |
HEADZ
Broken Nose Nibblerz vs
Bad Apples
The Nibblerz are currently leading their division and build a team around the Free Agent and "Troll Killer" Snazguz. Their sponsor demands the activation of a Corruption event, but it remains to be seen with the recent low payments if the Nibblerz are willing to. The Apples had a tough start but are now back on track after a clear 2-0 victory against the Bogey Machines.
Mad Moon Mischiefs vs
Green Gladiataazz
The Mad Moon Mischiefs had a dominant victory against the Grünhäute (4-0) while the Green Gladiataazz return from a disappointing Headz vs Tailz game (1:2 in overtime). Mischiefs have an impressive roster with the stars Ripper Bolgrot, Odster Evil One and Fungus the Loon and Jumping Jack, a nasty pogoer with Block! A 2nd looney and a 2nd fanatic complete the horrorshow, which might still continue during the Bribery (314K!). The Gladiataazz are more modest, they field currently two Goblin Free Agents (Mad Gark the Tamer and Grabby Blockheadz) and are missing their only other XXXL specific player, a fan. But with 515K treasury they could run wild at the upcoming Bribery.
Mean Green Bogey Machines vs
Possibly the most Knives
The derby! The team with most trolls versus the team with most fans. The Knives just paid back their recent loan and will probably not do much at the Bribery but try to keep their large Troll squad together, granting as usual a large bunch of inducements for the Bogey Machines. The Knives going to make use of their recent skilled Dirty Player to stomp those Fanz and Riotous Rookies, Knives currently fielding the players with most fouls in the league. The Bogey Machines are finally out of debt and will try to finally prosper through insane fan inclusivity.
*-1TD due violence towards referee
Matchrecords
Wins are +1, Losses -1.
Teams with a positive match record enter the XXXL Bowl, teams with an even or negative match record enter the Black Lantern Cup
Most Touchdowns
| Player | Team | TDs |
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1. | Jumping Jack | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 6 |
2. | Mrs. Whip | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe | 4 |
| Poogzie | Broken Nose Nibblerz | 4 |
4. | Spikey Norman | Black Tooth RIPS | 3 |
Most CAS
| Player | Team | CAS |
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1. | Myles Erle | Possibly the most Knives | 4 |
| James Galanna | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 4 |
3. | Girlfriendshape Hairyface | Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers | 3 |
| Shouting then silent | Bad Apples | 3 |
| Lauren Langmut | Grünhäute | 3 |
Most Fouls
| Player | Team | Fouls |
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1. | Sean Mage | Possibly the most Knives | 8 |
| Evil Odster | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 8 |
3. | Sleazy Biscuits | Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers | 7 |
| Food | Free Agent | 7 |
Most MVPs
| Player | Team | MVPs |
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1. | Battz u zop | Broken Nose Nibblerz | 3 |
2. | Spud | Mad Moon Mischiefs | 3 |
| Da Lumbarjak | Night Goblin Nasties | 2 |
| Luis Wyeth | Green Gladiataaz | 2 |
| Kink Stuff | Da Dirty BDSM Tribe | 2 |
| SuperFortress | Winnipeg MOAB Bombers | 2 |
| Spat Spat | Mean Green Bogey Machines | 2 |