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☆☆☆ WORLD SPORTS ☆☆☆ XXXL SPECIAL 3 ☆☆☆ Green Gladiataazz
[XXXL] Green Gladiataazz OWNER: Pana the Snitcher SEASON 0 RECORD: 3-2-1 (although it is possible that the Commissioner is just learning to count.) SPONSOR: le gob sportif HONOURS: pfffft..... HAPPY_AMATEUR PREDICTS: The lovely Pana will be extremely unhappy with his performance last season, as will his team, his fans, his parents (if he ever had any) and anybody that knows anything about Blood Bowl or the XXXL. And just last night whilst we were having a couple of bevvies at the.... well you know where, and we'd run out of things to talk about, and it was one of those awkward silences cause all we could hear was Halfabrain in the next room with about twenty cheerleaders just screaming 'I'm Gnoblar' over and over.... so I guess someone had to say something because Pana told me something. Something I need to share. Something that I can't get out of my mind. He said to me, he said, 'Happy, you gentleman raconteur,' he said. ' I wouldn't tell anybody this, but I know I can trust you not to mention it. To anyone! Swear on your childrens lives! Good. So, as you might know its generally considered that I underperformed last season. Yes, I did, don't argue... well... I've put myself into a pretty vigourous training regime, you know, Blood Bowl simulations and tactical analysis every hour Nuffle gives us..... its just.... I think I'm addicted to it. I know that Blood Bowl has gripped the world, with youngsters and not-so-youngsters like us hooked on the amazing game so that they are missing meals and skipping work and playing twenty four-seven.... but I fear that I've taken the addiction to a whole new level." Fear gripped my heart as poor Pana unloaded his tale of debauchery to me. I began to genuinely fear for my dear friends mental health as he went on to explain what he had been doing. Realising trips to the loo would interrupt his Blood Bowl training, 7 year old Pana was desperate to find a solution to what he considered his 'time-wasting' ablutions. It was in a Club meeting where they interviewed a travelling wizard, that Pana found himself staring at the wizards hat. 'If,' he thought 'It could be turned upside down and reinforced, then I could sit on it and would'nt have to go to the bathroom. I could stay in the Coaches Box and concentrate ALL MY POWER on training.' After he had disposed of the wizards body, and hired what could only be described as 'a shoddy carpenter.', Pana has been able to man the Coaches Box without breaks and is sure his preseason work will pay off dividends. His only complaint is that the splinters hurt him terribly and that he gets a strange hot tingling whenever magic is done around the stadium. So after relating this tale of murder, deceit, and hat crapping, MY PREDICTION for Pana this season is that the wizard's hat fills up to overflowing about halfway through the season, precipitating a drop in form for the team. PLAYER TO WATCH: Kimberly Tibolt is a right tasty little thing, and she probably knows the opposition coaches by sight, so won't fall for any of Halfabrains old tricks. She's got a mean boot on her and isn't afraid of getting into the rough stuff. It's a shame she won't live, but then again... who does? |