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☆☆☆ WORLD SPORTS ☆☆☆ XXXL SPECIAL 3 ☆☆☆ Broken Nose Nibblerz
Broken Nose Nibblerz OWNER: luxyluxo SEASON 0 RECORD: 2-2-2 (of course, a keyboard jam, or Dik stuttering cannot be discounted here.) SPONSOR: Is it Murder King Burgers? HONOURS: They fluked the Black Lantern Cup, just because of a referee's coin toss in the semi finals. PFFFFFT!! HAPPY_AMATEUR PREDICTS: One thing that luxy doesn't hide is the fact that he is from the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, a landlocked country that the Germans like to use to throw surprise parties for the Belgians and French. Considering that he has probably never seen a body of water larger than a bathtub, (and even that I doubt having noticed his refusal to attend the Commissioners Extravagently Amazing Stately Mansion Stately Pool Parties) it's more than likely he'll have trouble in this sink or swim season. Or not. I don't know because I'm not a fucking psychic? I mean, why do I even write these things? You think they would bring in an expert! OR NOT! Because I am an expert in the XXXL.... I challenge anyone to say they know more about the inner machinations of the most SUPREME GOBLIN LEEG ever made than I do! (*- perhaps you want me to edit this. The Commissioner might have something to say about that claim and you know what a pedantic bastard he can be. -ed.*) It was when I was relaxing at the Commissioners Astoundingly Stately Enormous Stately Mansion, having a few cans and chowing down on some delicious WOTZDISFINGS, when luxy turned up in what could only be described as an hysterical state. He began begging me, and I repeat begging, full down on his knees, wringing his hands whilst snot and tears streamed down his face, BEGGING me, to get Dik and Prik taken off Cabalvision. 'Don't be ridiculous.' I said to him, trying to pry his greasy hands off my beautiful skink leather jacket. ' There's far too much money to be made serving the gormless masses repeat after repeat of their mindless drivel.' But luxy would not listen to sense, wailing, crying, begging, offering to do things to me that would make a docker puke, if only I would take their program off the air. Eventually it all became a bit overwhelming, and I was forced to give him a few backhands, just so he could pull himself together. One-Two-Three, he began to quiet as I applied the back of my hand to his blubbering visage. I gave him a fourth one, because the blood I had drawn with my triple combo had mingled with the snot and rather disgusted me. Finally he was quiet and I was able to pry him off me and give him a nice cup of warm squig milk to try and calm him down properly. 'Why on Nuffle's Disc would you want that cash cow taken off the air?' I asked him. He blinked his big, red rimmed eyes before explaining. "It's my beautiful pet squig, Queenie! The lovable little scamp seems to be a massive fan of Prik Waldorf! I'm so horrified by the fact that I can barely sleep at night! Whenever Prik comes on the Cabalvision, Queenie comes running down the stairs and starts licking the screen! I says to him! 'Gettoff! Queenie! OUT!' but he won't stop. Bloody loves the bastard he does. I say's to him. 'Queenie! Stop! He's a right idiot! And he smells!' but he just won't stop. It's got to the point when he knows what time the show is coming on, and he just sits in front of the crystal ball howling, and drooling everywhere. I'm going to have to have him put down if you don't get them off the air." I looked at this pathetic creature in front of me, a singular tear of solidarity trembling in the corner of my eye, and I knew exactly what the right thing to do was. And so MY PREDICTION for luxyluxo is that the poor bastard is going to get his pet squig, Queenie, put down, as soon as the Vet is open monday. PLAYER TO WATCH: Although personally I am an avid opponent of Green Slavery, the fact that they have won The Black Gobbo in the Black Lantern Cup means that all eyes will be on his performance. He certainly isn't160k of one drive bloat. |