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☆☆☆ WORLD SPORTS ☆☆☆ XXXL SPECIAL 3 ☆☆☆ Terrifying Toe Twisters

Terrifying Toe Twisters
OWNER: Shraaaag
SEASON 0 RECORD: 0-0-0 (They played in the Black Lantern Cup, but of course, that doesn't count.)
SPONSOR: Slippery Bruno's barbershop and mortuary
HONOURS: Well, it seems to me they made some sort of deal where Joe Jackson and George Lucas got together and made up the names of the players. Is that an honour? I don't know. Ask the Jackson Five, or Jar-Jar Binks.

HAPPY_AMATEUR PREDICTS:

With above average performance in the Black Lantern Cup, and a strong preseason, Shraaaag will be considered a strong contender to take on Gnob (and not in the way Halfabrain has done). But the question remains... where was he at the beginning of the first season? What was he doing so that he couldn't join us then? Did someone really offer him free beer and pizza to join. And if that's the case how come I was stupid enough to join straight up off the bat. I know this fella is up to something. I can feel it in my bones. And I'll find out. Mark my words. I'll pry his dirty little secrets out and expose them to the world. EVEN IF IT TAKES ME ALL SEASON! After a good preseason I suspect he will struggle with the Big Cook tournament, most likely exiting first round, especially if he draws anyone that's any good.

PLAYER TO WATCH: Captain and HMP Bomber Buddha Badoozie, will throw a few doozies. And then die. DIE! DIE!