PRIK: Welcome sports fans to the end of season round up.
DIK: T-t-t-tonight we'll be t-t-t-taking you through da highs and lows....
PRIK: The peaks and troughs....
DIK: Da tr-tr-truimphs and da tr-tr-tr-tragedies...
PRIK: Of both the Headz and Tailz divisions of the XXXL Season 0
DIK: W-w-why is it Season 0 Prik?
ROD: Because that's the number of people who were interested in coaching in it, Dik?
PRIK: *Shut up you two!*.... So without further ado, let me take you back... back to the first ever round of an untried competition with a bunch of nervous coaches and terrified players.
DIK: Even before dey give us j-j-j-jobs Prik.
PRIK: That's right Dik. And the first inaugral game of the XXXL was the Broken Nose Nibblerz up against the Mean Green Bogey Machines. Veteran coach luxyluxo meant business and gave himself a great start to the season with a 2-0 win over his opposite number.
DIK: But was it the game of the round?
PRIK: Good question Dik. And no, it turned out that.... and I don't want to sound like I'm brownnosing here.... but the Commissioner lead his team to a glorious phyrric victory over the San Diego Corrupt Cheaters.
DIK: That's right Prik. He b...b...beat dem so badly dey had t..t..to pull out of da competition.
PRIK: And over to our good friend Rod to give us the tactical rundown of the Match of Round... Round 1.
DIK: Someone needs to c..c..c..come up wiv better names for des fings.
ROD: *ahemThank you Prik. And welcome to an indepth tactical look. Today we'll be looking at seven games, each picked by a panel of experts as the epitome of XXXL Blood Bowl. And this round we are looking at... uhhhh...ummmm...
PRIK: Round 1
ROD: Ahhhh.... The Black Tooth Rips 2-1 win over the Corrupt Cheaters... right... well in my expert opinion... The Commissioner sacrificed wave after wave of players, with absolutely no regard for their safety in a desperate attempt to win the game in the first round of a competition he created.



PRIK: Thank you Rod. Other than that... there were some wins, some draws and some losses.
DIK: Da second round saw a series of boring draws, Gnob cr..cr...cr...crushing a child....
PRIK: and in Tailz, a couple of predicted and humdrum wins.... but the game of the round!?
DIK: Da C-c-c-commissioners 1-0 win over da Winnipeg MOAB Bombers. Over to you Rod.
ROD: Thank you Dik. Ummm, yeah... so in my professional and extremely informed opinion... he won by bribing the ref.



PRIK: Thank you Rod. *why do we pay this guy?*
DIK: On to r..r..r..round 3!
PRIK: That's right Dik. In round 3 we saw some pretty tame matches... such as notorious ref basher MrCushtie's first win, and an even more revolting 4-0 spanking of Grünhäute by Gnob.
DIK: Dey kept touching da ball!
PRIK: That they did Dik. And it was disgusting. Unlike the match of the round! The Commissioners 2-1 dismantling of DanteMordican in a match that will be talked about for years to come.
ROD: Thats right Prik. Talked about for being so boring that the opposition fell asleep. Or that's how I imagine is how they won, because I couldn't sit through five minutes of it, it was so boring. Who the hell is choosing these matches?



DIK: A p..p..p..panel of experts!
PRIK: Yeah Rod! A p...p..p..p..anel *ahem* of experts!
DIK: Yeah R-r-r-rod! We didn't d-d-do it for acc-acc-access to da Commissioners pool parties!
PRIK: No we didn't! *Shut up Dik! And someone check if stutters are catching* And so on to Round 4.
DIK: And wot a r-r-r...round it was!
PRIK: In the Tailz division evil ref assaulter MrCushtie was put in his place by a coach that jumps out of strange balls....
DIK: And speaking of st..st..st..weird balls, da Night Goblin Nasties got dere first win ova da Winnipeg MOAB Bombers...
PRIK: who also couldn't keep their hands off the ref! Elsewhere, Gnob put Pana the Snitcher to the sword, Halfabrain knocked over early leaders the Broken Nose Nibblerz. But the Game of the Round.... *shit... I can't find my notes*
DIK: *Da c..c...c...commissioner didn't play dis round.*
PRIK: Umm.. The Game of the Round was... uhhh... not selected... because... of .... Protest! Yeah! Protest against the disgraceful treatment of referees!

Matchday 4 Top Game
No Top Game due protest

ROD: Well in my expert opinion, referees shouldn't go on the field if they are afraid of being hit.
PRIK: Why don't you keep your expert opinion to yourself until I ask you for it Rod.
ROD: Why don't you make me Prik?
PRIK: Why don't I?! I wasn't afraid of you on the field and I ain't afraid of you in here Rod.
ROD: Step me out mutherfu*a microphone is roughly disconnected here*
[PRIK: I'll step you out alright son. I'll see how many of these microphones I can fit up your*a microphone is rougly disconnected here*

DIK: And dat's all we have t..t..time for t...t...today folks. In summary, T..t..ailz beat Headz in da bye week games 13 points to 10. Gnob became da first Champion of Headz division, with Halfabrain in second, and Pana the snitcher in third. Tailz was topped by the C..c..c..commissioner himself, completely uncontroversialy. The lovely *and d...d...dearly missed* loopyloo came in second, and some cheater third. The t..t..top t..t..tier t..t..teams faced off in the XXXL Bowl, with the Mad Moon Mischiefs turning what looked certain defeat into a 2-1 victory over the Erratic Eccentric Entertainers, making Gnob the first ever winner of the C..c..c..cum..petition C..c..c..complete. And some losers c..c..competed in another c..c..cup. Thanks for t..t..tuning in. *Great Green Gods! Dey is killing each other! Someone get sec...sec...security in here!*

Prik the Biased Sportscaster: Nobody suffers more from Blood Bowl than Prick, as he understands the pain of playing Blood Bowl very well from watching a lot of games. He was hired for his expertise to become the first official XXXL Sportscaster.

Dik the Stottering Commentator: Not able to speak until reaching the age of first senile behavior tics, Dik never gave up and applied to become the first official XXXL Cabal-Vision commentator, by luck he was the only one.

Rod the Troll: A purple Troll with two mothers who is known for complex play analyses. Recently joined Dik and Prik on the Cabal-Vision broadcasting team to offer in depth explanations of what happens in a match. Never put a foot on a Blood Bowl pitch himself.