All cards require a rostered Free Agent to be activated. Effects last for one match unless noted otherwise.

If you thought that the Star Players were a temperamental lot, wait until you meet the chef
2-6 Team gains a free Cook (5,2, 3+,4+,7+, Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Halfling Thimble Cup)
1 Opponent team gains a free Cook (5,2, 3+,4+,7+, Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Halfling Thimble Cup)



Its like an iron fist in a velvet glove, except the glove is made of iron and has a spike on it.
2-6 Player gains +1 on Mighty Blow
1 Player suffers -1 on Mighty Blow



These shoes are so well made, so good to look at and so affordable that the Git you are stomping on is gonna look up and ask “Hey, where’d you get those shoes?”
2-6 Player gains +1 on Dirty Player
1 Playersuffers -1 on Dirty Player



Its possible thats its high quality H2O... but its just as possible that the water boy is a plant by the opposition.
2-6 Team gains a free Water Boy (5,1, 3+,5+,7+, Dodge, Right Stuff, Pick Me Up)
1 Player suffers Drunkard and suffers +1 on their Loner



Prik Waldorf here folks. And its refreshing to see that the coaching structure on this team includes a player mentor program. Back in my day I was closely mentored on and off the field by the late, great Shaft Stiffler. He always used to take me back to his place after matches to try his blood sausage. I don’t like blood sausage.
2-6 Trains with a chosen team mate, player gains one of Free Agent's own skills (chosen randomly) for one match
1 Coached team mate suffers mng



Blood is thicker than water, but less viscous than ink. Its a wonder anyone thought this was a good idea.
2-6 Free Agent keeps Animosity for two seasons.
1 Prevents Free Agent from leaving (due injury or inability to pay upkeep)



Hell have no fury like a woman scorned, but if you really want to see drama then you should see the board of directors telling the team sponsor that they are exploring new avenues of revenue.
2-6 A personal sponsor pays the player’s upkeep. (If a regular sponsor already pays the upkeep, transfer the money directly to team's trasury)
1 The team’s sponsor won’t cooperate with another company and will deny a pay out after the upcoming match.



*Bzzzzzzzz....* All Hail the HynoGit!
2-6 Player improves their Loner Roll by 2
1 Player suffers Bonehead

This season's unwanted guest player has been fired by their previous team due becoming too expensive! Turkish will try to sneak back into XXXL and can be unlocked with Unwanted One cards.

Turkish

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Dodge, Stunty, Pogo Stick, Sure Feet, Block,Side Step, Sprint, Diving Tackle

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