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Elephant Man
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
163
P
0
F
0
G
37
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
-ag, d, m
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Fend
Guard
Mighty Blow
PART VII
DEATH
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more,
goodbye... goodbye... aaaargh!... Aaaargh!
[A leaf falls to the ground.]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God! What'll I do!? I can't live
without him... I... aaaargh!
[Another leaf falls.]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Daddy...
[Two more leaves fall.]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no! Aaaargh!
[All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.]
This man is about to die. In a few moments now he will be killed.
For Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to
choose the manner of his own execution.
Governor: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have
been convicted by twelve good persons and true, of the crime
of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving
picture.
Padre: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
DEATH
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more,
goodbye... goodbye... aaaargh!... Aaaargh!
[A leaf falls to the ground.]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God! What'll I do!? I can't live
without him... I... aaaargh!
[Another leaf falls.]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Daddy...
[Two more leaves fall.]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no! Aaaargh!
[All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.]
This man is about to die. In a few moments now he will be killed.
For Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to
choose the manner of his own execution.
Governor: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have
been convicted by twelve good persons and true, of the crime
of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving
picture.
Padre: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-07-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-08-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-09-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-10-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-10-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-10-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-11-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-11-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-01-06
-
-
-
-
1
5