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[R] Meet the Feebles Variety Hour
Sandy
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
18
B
12
P
15
F
1
G
10
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
-ag, d, m
Skills
Guard (30k)
Sandy the Chicken is the former wife of Sidney the Elephant. She accuses Sid of being the father of their chicken-elephant baby Seymour (Seymour comically resembles Sidney very much), to his dismay and denial. Sandy informs him she will be preparing a paternity case against him. During the live show, Sandy again accosts Sid on stage with the paternity suit. During a later tragic crossfire scene, Sid braves the crazed Heidi's automatic fire to save his baby. His heroism costs the elephant two bloody knee wounds, and he accidentally crushes Sandy's shot-off head after it squawks out one final invective.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-09-14
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-
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1
5
2014-09-14
2
-
-
-
-
2
2014-09-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-09-14
1
-
-
-
-
1