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Did you know? Up until now, 1517750 players have died on the pitch.
When the ship finally came ashore this team member was the last to leave the ship, and with many large splinters in his buttocks. It seems that the ship had spung a leak, and Redbeard Rum and Salty Pete had convinced him that useing his buttocks to plug the hole was a good idea, although he was still regularly slapped by Salty Pete with his favorite fish for his troubles. Still to this day no-one has since seen him sit down.