Season: Episode 3 of Season 5
Original Air Date: 10/10/2000
Written by: Jane Espenson
Directed by: James A. Contner

<b>Notes:</b>

Xander gets split in two by a demon named Toth.

<b>Plot Highlights:</b>

The gang watches tv in Xander's basement. Xander goes apartment shopping. Giles fights Toth off with a fertility goddess. The gang finds Spike & Toth at the dump (where Spike acquires his Buffy-manaquin). SuaveXander gets promoted. ScruffyXander enlists Willow's help. SuaveXander calms Anya down. The Xanders confront each other. The Xanders are reintegrated.

<b>Quotes:</b>

ANYA: So ... you Xanders really do have all the same memories, all the same ... (looking downward) physical attributes? (Laughs suggestively)

SuaveXANDER: We're completely identical.

ScruffyXANDER: Yeah, we checked out some stuff in the car on the way over. Fingerprints!

ANYA:Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and ... we can all have sex together, and ... you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.

SuaveXANDER: She's joking.

ScruffyXANDER: No she's not! She entirely wants to have sex with us together. Which is ... *wrong*, and, and it would be very confusing.

GILES: Uh, uh, we just need to light the candles. Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.

WILLOW: Check. Candles and pretense.

ANYA: (pouting) It's not like it'd be cheating. They're both Xander.