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[R] Agility Monsters
Groin, Brother of Garumbar "The Fallen" Lighthammer#16 



Biography

In his 45th game Groin, a Monsters member from the first squad, got his collar bone smashed. Since there was no hope for recovery, he decided to step back. Head Coach Rabe offered him a job as assistant coach and he thankfully accepted. He now trains his teammates in the arts of guarding each other and fending off adversarial players. Being tied to a wheelchair, he also started spectating a lot of amateur matches and thereby became the Monsters' primary talent scout.

However, he also secretly used his free time to improve his wheelchair - hoping to turn it into a mighty weapon one day. He finally succeeded and brought this infernal machine to the team's 121st match, a Scheduled SMACK semi-final, to support his teammates...

During his second match he had to learn that a lonely deathroller can be brought down rather easily if enough opposing player gang up for it. And if the main work is performed by a guy with claws, the whole situation can very quickly end up with an injured deathroller pilot.

It took him 10 games to earn his first SPP in his new role - a casualty against a halfling. He really seemed to have learned something by that, hence next game he seriously injured one saurus and killed another one...

In his 17th match he became the first Agility Monster that killed two players in its career. However, he seems to have become more careful after that, playing 11 games without causing a single casualty.

In his 50th game he got seriously injured by Grim Ironjaw, who seems to know a trick or two against the deathrollers usually used by his slayer comrades.

It took him 62 games until he would learn another skill - by badly hurting a fragile little flower in a way it couldn't regenerate.

In his 65th match he waltzed over the prone Steven Seagal and smashed his knee, forcing him into retirement. Groin said he hadn't seen him, the referee smelled a foul.
10 games later her flattened the remarkable blitzer Geith Kahreni. The ref was so intimidated by the bloodiness of the game that he didn't dare to send Groin of until three "accidents" later.

In his 130th (and the Monsters' 250th) game he managed to waltz over Morg 'n' Thorg himself - at the second attempt, which was a bit too obvious for the referee to let Groin play on. It was still his personal highlight though.

In his 143rd game he killed the Ranked Amateurs' almost legendary lineman Billy Goldtree and thereby crossed the magic 100 SPP line. He retired after the game together with six of his teammates.

Development

Game 11: Dodge
Game 29: Guard
game 50: -ma
Game 62: Grab
Game ??: Multiple Block (estimated: Game 102)
Game 122: Thick Skull

Training Goals
Primary (Secondary)
normalMultiple Block
(Thick Skull)
double Block (Sure Feet)
4+6+MA
5+5Block (+MA)
6+5+AG
6+6+ST

Kills

Deathroller 
MA
3
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
G
143
R
0
B
509
P
0
F
40
Spp
101
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
28
Mvp
9
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dirty Player
Break Tackle
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Loner
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Dodge
Guard
Grab
Multiple Block
Thick Skull
Match performances
DateOpponentCpTDItCsMvpSpp
2013-01-28Stiff Little Flingers000102
2013-02-09Quetzls Jungle Fighters000204
2013-03-31Cryptic Apocalypse000102
2013-05-01Fleetfoot's Revenge I000015
2013-05-04Scale models000204
2013-08-05Cheesy Nibblers000102
2013-08-10Momentos Miticos000102
2013-11-21RRR Short n Sturdy000102
2014-01-06Blood Red000102
2014-01-17Zharr-Naggrund Cowboys000102
2014-02-08Herrscher und Generaele000102
2014-02-21Death is Forever000102
2014-03-09Devils with Red Eyes000102
2014-03-09Cinecutre000102
2014-03-16G[R]een Stuff000015
2014-04-09Nam Royals000102
2014-05-27Elvish Marmelade000102
2014-07-141972 The Cowboys 2000015
2014-09-02Nuffle Can Suck It000015
2014-09-11Sellswords000015
2014-09-12Un-Great-full Dead000015
2014-09-16Gods Gifted000102
2014-10-20A Smack in Da Face!000102
2014-11-01Siphoning Off for a bite000102
2014-11-05Agility Portents000102
2015-05-08RatsAgainstTheSystem000102
2015-05-13Barbell Club000015
2015-05-21Dirty Cranberries000102
2015-06-09Dream of Death000102
2015-11-29Agiler Bones000102
2016-01-15Uusiverikulho000015
2016-01-26Fling Mafia000015
2016-04-17Wandering Feathers000102
2016-08-12Somethin' For The Weak End000102
2017-02-12Ranked Amateurs000102