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'Cal is trying to fill Celegorm's boots and whilst those were pretty big, Cal is a size 12.' - Coach Harad.
An Elvish line dancer with freakishly fast feet, Cal is the team's second AG6 catcher. We are truly blessed.
22nd July - Cal enters the top 25 current wood elf scorers in ranked.
Legend in 43rd game with an MVP performance.
3rd August - Moves in to top 5 current wood elf scorers in ranked.
4th August - Cal is in the top 10 current wood elfs in ranked.
8th August - with Ruette stuck in their worst ever rut of four losses in a row, the one redeeming feature is Cal who moves into the top 5 wood elf players in ranked.
11th August - Cal is starting to make serious inroads into the all time wood elf lists but in swapping shirts with Taku the Second he realises there is a long way to go to be a true legend.
14th August - Cal becomes the highest active TD scoring wood elf in ranked with a simple run in against Gravediggers Union local 666. Cal is anxiously scanning for the thrown rock that may end his playing days.
17th August - On the day Cal takes his first interception (what were they thinking throwing it near Cal?) Cal makes his first all race list. He is the 25th highest rushing player in ranked.
20th August - Cal moves into the top 25 scorers in ranked of any race.
21st August - Cal becomes the 5th highest scoring wood elf of all time.
23rd August - Cal charges into the top 10 Wood Elves of all time. He would now understandably be picked in an all time greatest 11.
25th August - Cal is now even featuring on some passing lists.
27th August - Cal is now on the all time rushing list.
31st August - as part of a hat trick, Cal moves to over 100 TDs. It pushes him into the top 25 active players in ranked, the top 10 scorers and continues his move to 3rd in the all time wood elf scoring list.
A second hat trick of the day means that Cal is the second highest scoring wood elf of all time. Only problem is that he now has to set his sights on Vindaloo. Just 319 TDs then.
Cal's first Fumbbl Cup ends in the third round but he leaves his mark on the tournament with a truly breathtaking display. With the team heavily depleted through POMB he runs in a OTTD, scores in the second half and then sensationally blitzes the ball carrier through a host of dodges to almost give Ruette an unlikely victory. Cal is still left devastated as it was an early failed dodge which lost the chance to score on the opposition's drive and changed the match.
4th December - A Cal hat trick takes him over 500 spp and in doing so makes him the highest active and the second highest wood elf of all time.
5th December - Cal plucks his second interception out of the air. Making the interceptions list is one of the hardest challenges Cal faces. Coaches willing to throw the ball near Cal please form an orderly queue.
8th December - a first for Cal, a custard pie to the face! Cal is left flabbergasted as a hobgoblin has the audacity to custard pie him in the face. It's not enough to stop Ruette from winning and Cal becoming the highest rushing active wood elf.
9th December - Cal moves into the top 10 stars in ranked at the same time as becoming the highest rushing active wood elf.
11th December - Cal is now in the top 5 active wood elf passers and the top 25 of all time.
20th December - Cal finally meets his end. Mageritt of the Night Wisperes (sic) makes an unassisted block and catches Cal cold. The apoth can do nothing. 589 spp and the second best wood elf of all time. A fair effort.