The Cursed Crooner - B.O. ditched his career as singer/songwriter after realizing his favorite part about performing was smashing up the gear after shows and stagediving boots first. Hired as team mascot, Mr. Knuckles the Mansized Gauntlet, with the Pugilists he found his calling during a half-time show. A crooked Halfling chef had concocted a vicious stew putting half the Pugilists team on the bench with the poopers. Short on players the coach asked Blitzroy to step in. He entered the pitch humming the blues classic 'Woke up this morning and found myself cursed' and safed the day. They lost the game but he made sure the opposing team didn't leave unscarted. On a natural high his encore was crowdsurfing the chef to standing ovations. Still dressed as the mansized Gauntlet.
In his 38th game the mean dwarf blitzer Kakumli
injured Orbison. Later in the game his teammate Necksnapper
avenged him when he killed the stocky star-blitzer. Revenge is sweet...
Then in his 39th he was injured again - this time by an orc. The beginning of a steep decline perhaps...
47 games - and then no more. RIP.
Founder and Member Post Mortem of the exclusive Pug-players 3-Kills-Club (3KC).
Asamiya of Guwahati