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Legneck Won't-Stop-Bouncing
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Pogoer
MA
7
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
153
B
21
P
5
F
2
G
17
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Stunty
Very Long Legs
Sprint
Sure Feet
Legneck plays like every day is his birthday. Which is mainly because he has never had the concept of a calendar explained to him. Still, in the team's first five games, he was the only player to have ever scored a touchdown for the Scoundrels.
Obsessed with Homburgs, Legneck is pretty terrible when it comes to picking up a ball, probably because his arms are no longer than a regular goblin's, despite him standing on top of a pogo stick. The coach has promised to buy him a set of barbecue tongs if he can just score a few more touchdowns, the irony being that the poor guy will probably never score again if he doesn't have the tongs to help him pick up the ball.
In the off-season, Legneck has made himself useful/a tremendous nuisance by working as an apothecary for the Norscan Peninsula University's CBBA team. This has given him access to lots of syringes and a supply of 'medicinal' Homburgs.
Legneck missed the last game of SWL LXXV with a broken neck. Or a collarbone. Or his left big toe. We're not really sure which, but he's decided to leave his beloved game behind to spend more time with his hats. Rumours persist that he'll be the Scoundrels' medical expert for SWL LXXVI
Obsessed with Homburgs, Legneck is pretty terrible when it comes to picking up a ball, probably because his arms are no longer than a regular goblin's, despite him standing on top of a pogo stick. The coach has promised to buy him a set of barbecue tongs if he can just score a few more touchdowns, the irony being that the poor guy will probably never score again if he doesn't have the tongs to help him pick up the ball.
In the off-season, Legneck has made himself useful/a tremendous nuisance by working as an apothecary for the Norscan Peninsula University's CBBA team. This has given him access to lots of syringes and a supply of 'medicinal' Homburgs.
Legneck missed the last game of SWL LXXV with a broken neck. Or a collarbone. Or his left big toe. We're not really sure which, but he's decided to leave his beloved game behind to spend more time with his hats. Rumours persist that he'll be the Scoundrels' medical expert for SWL LXXVI
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2018-08-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2018-09-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2018-09-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2018-11-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2018-11-06
2
-
-
-
-
2
2018-11-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2018-11-25
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-02-06
-
-
-
-
1
5