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[R] Pink Eye Pugilists

Judd Bullet

#10

Renegade Human Lineman

Injuries

-av, -av, n, d, m

Skills

Block

Dirty Player

Judd’s the 1st real fouling specialist rostered with the Pugilists. They’ve always been ready for a fist fight but during Doomdrivers tenure as coach fouling has been more integrated into the game plan. Judd didn’t really do so well and was almost cut (like really cut!) from the starting lineup until this game. Everything worked like a charm in this match and his custom made cast-iron boots stomped 2 nasty chaos dwarfs into hairy piles of pulp. A glorious and bloody day on the Astrogranite®! Engel von Evilstein would have been proud.

In his 18th game he achieved the incredible feat of bootin' the legend Thanos to death.

After his 30th game his body went crack again after being punished by a Khemri blitzer. Maybe it’s time to identify an heir to step into Judds cast-iron boots...

Game 39 he surpassed the 100-fouls mark and it felt good. ‘But I’m ready to kick a ‘undred more. No probz! But there’s a couple of prospektz on da team dat might need a bit a' grooming... - let’s see what Coach Doomdriver tinks...’

Messed up his knee vs. a frenzied goblin team in his 46th match. 'Fitty gamez - I tink - and then I'm done... No probz. No probz…'

---Epilog---

In game 50 he fouled, got a CAS and was ejected. Foul 145 and split 1st spot as the most fouling Chaos Renegade in the Ranked bracket ever. Game 51 - (Doomdriver: 'c'mon Juddie-Boy... just a couple of games more. The Spider will put a lot more gold in your pockets if you do it...) - foul no. 146 - CAS - and then a Dwarf maimed him. But he became the no. 1 active fouler for a couple of turns - between the last foul and his death!