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Sir Bores the Fanatic
#3
Blitzers
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
57
B
61
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
Skills
Block
Catch
Dauntless
Dodge
Unofficial (behind his back) title: The Boring
Reason: A keen Blood Bowl player and fan, it's been seven years since Sir Bores has talked about anything else. Even the dimmest maiden has picked up on this by the second date and excused themselves from any more.
There is an old man called Sir Bores,
Who is known for visits to whores.
He is awfully boring,
With ear shattering snoring.
Hence wife-less be Bores evermores.
Reason: A keen Blood Bowl player and fan, it's been seven years since Sir Bores has talked about anything else. Even the dimmest maiden has picked up on this by the second date and excused themselves from any more.
There is an old man called Sir Bores,
Who is known for visits to whores.
He is awfully boring,
With ear shattering snoring.
Hence wife-less be Bores evermores.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-01-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-01-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-01-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-04-30
-
-
-
-
1
5