Sneaky on and off the pitch, Funkki excels at creeping about, putting the boot in and stealing stuff and not getting caught.

He got on the team by sneaking into the Head Coach's office late one night and leaving a lucrative 'signed' contract for him to join the team mixed in with all the other paperwork.

Now Funkki sneaks around the pitch evading everyone on his team and the other team wherever he can and getting paid a stack-load for every match!!