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Did you know? Up until now, 1488233 players have died on the pitch.
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After playing the Asgard Renegades, the Evull brothers were invited to a garden party with some of the locals. Unfortunately, Zeeno cannot spell and, thinking he was attending a 'Guarding' party, spent the entire night assaulting anyone who dares venture to close to the buffet table. Now, if the situation is just right (and if he pictures his teammates as Vol-au-vents), he can help out his struggling allies on the field. +Guard
The big game: An opportunity to avenge last seasons varmpiric nonsenses, get one over on Commissioner Dongfan Trollswithbewbs, AND squish some elves? It appeared the stars were aligned for a lovely bit of business. And what does Zeeno go and do? He learns how to punch 'arder AFTER the final whistle... +Mighty Blow