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Carat Facetteer
#6
Dwarf Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
0
B
76
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
20
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
20
Injuries
Skills
Block
Loner
Thick Skull
Dauntless
Guard
After Vera reluctantly joined the roster, it was only a matter of time for the guilds allied to the Steinhaeger family to offer their own champions. Carat, a representative of the Jewellers' Guild, was the first to throw his felt hat into the ring. Ever in friendly competition with the team's Trollslayer Dross Anvilson, he mourned the recent death more than any other team mate. Rumours are, he's close to picking up a Slayer oath himself to honour his grudge-friend Dross.
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Season Two - the Jipperson Manifold Incident, part 6
"Hey, we've only lost 2-Nil this time, we're getting better!" Coach said with a cheerful smile that's only ever possible after the imbibing of the Aporcethary's Sekret Erbage. And despite the carnage he was oddly proud of his players for holding off the Norse opponent against huge odds - five vs 11, 2 vs 9...
Toki-Jip grinned while teaching Carat how to Guard. "I killed their Jip and all", he boasted. "Dass worth some medal in itself. Pity about their Apo."
Carat lost his concentration and messed up a casual imbalancing assist, making Toki even more insufferable. "Fancy that, me teaching a dwarf how ta Guard", he sneered. Carat grumbled into his beard. "Just cuz you survived five fouls doesn't mean you're invicible, you beanstalk."
"Great job, folks!", Coach interrupted. "Maybe next game we'll only lose One-Nil, huh? Dream big!"
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Season Two - the Jipperson Manifold Incident, part 6
"Hey, we've only lost 2-Nil this time, we're getting better!" Coach said with a cheerful smile that's only ever possible after the imbibing of the Aporcethary's Sekret Erbage. And despite the carnage he was oddly proud of his players for holding off the Norse opponent against huge odds - five vs 11, 2 vs 9...
Toki-Jip grinned while teaching Carat how to Guard. "I killed their Jip and all", he boasted. "Dass worth some medal in itself. Pity about their Apo."
Carat lost his concentration and messed up a casual imbalancing assist, making Toki even more insufferable. "Fancy that, me teaching a dwarf how ta Guard", he sneered. Carat grumbled into his beard. "Just cuz you survived five fouls doesn't mean you're invicible, you beanstalk."
"Great job, folks!", Coach interrupted. "Maybe next game we'll only lose One-Nil, huh? Dream big!"
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2021-01-10
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-01-31
-
-
-
-
1
1
6
2021-04-11
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-04-23
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-05-04
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
2021-05-20
-
-
-
-
1
-
2