After a promising start to his career, a meeting with the solid side of a Khemri Mummy meant that this promising talent was cut short. A smashed knee meant that he could no longer shamble with any real effectiveness.

Taking pity on him, team coach <b>Freakish</b> promoted Footless Jackson to the coaching staff, making him his assistant coach (in charge of picking up the pieces of the team lost during the game).