"You're a Troll slayer?"
"Yeah Boss."
"...working for the..."
"Mourner's Guild. Sure Boss."
"Pardon me, but that sounds unlikely."
"I even got me a theme tune: You're getting buried in the morning, Ding Dong, the axe is gonna shine..."

"...charming. Well, we lost out second Mourner's Guild member because of a broken ankle, and we're just as unlucky on troll slayers, so... welcome to the team? What's your name again?"
"Gravel Axe."
"Hmmm... has a bit of a fishy ring to it. Maybe with a title at the end, like the Unhuman, the Ill-Humoured...
"Gotcha, Boss."