William is <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1659536">W. B. Yeast</a>'s brother, and together they have created this famous poem about cake. Halflings all over the world know the lines and use them regularly when facing the difficult task of baking a <i>real</i> pepper cake.

<b>Song of Innocence in the Seven Woods</b>
When a spinster is about to bake
a real pepper cake,
she first grabs a mighty cauldron
and approximately two pounds of butter,
and if the cauldron doesn't overturn
and the butter doesn't burn
she then mixes it with two pounds of sugar
and a teaspoonful - not a ton -
of some wonderful cinnamon!

And in the sugar and butter
she'll put 6 yolks and mutter
while she stirs and pours
two pounds of snowwhite flour.
Now the worst is over,
and she seasons the paste
with a little bit of pepper,
now the cake can't be better!