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[X2] Wood Food Poetry Book
W. B. Yeast
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W. B. Yeast is <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1659508">William Bake</a>'s brother, and together they have created this famous poem about cake. Halflings all over the world know the lines and use them regularly when facing the difficult task of baking a real pepper cake.

<b>Song of Innocence in the Seven Woods</b>
When a spinster is about to bake
a real pepper cake,
she first grabs a mighty cauldron
and approximately two pounds of butter,
and if the cauldron doesn't overturn
and the butter doesn't burn
she then mixes it with two pounds of sugar
and a teaspoonful - not a ton -
of some wonderful cinnamon!

And in the sugar and butter
she'll put 6 yolks and mutter
while she stirs and pours
two pounds of snowwhite flour.
Now the worst is over,
and she seasons the paste
with a little bit of pepper,
now the cake can't be better!

After the finishing of the song W. B. Yeast complained, that the cake in his opinion lacked a very important ingredient, but Bake explained to him, that pepper cakes aren't supposed to rise at all.
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