Koach Eevalve Da Ana'kizm wanted to start of with a powerhouse team. That's why he hired so many black orcs for his starting roster. Dik was <i>supposed</i> to be one of those black orcs. Dik showed up for weigh-in: <p>Mad Dok: "70 poundz, but'it sayz 'ere dat you'z beez a black orc"<br>Dik: "Dat skale muz't beez brok'n. I wayz 700 poundz!"<br>Mad Dok: "Come 'ere <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=168258>Acksul</a>. Dis beez a black orc. You'z beez d'oo smawl d'oo beez'a black orc."<br>Did:"'eez beez da smawl'un. Meez beez da big'ust orc on'da teem!"<br>Mad Dok: "Iv you'z not beez'a grot, den you'z kan eez'ly smash en'y grot?"<br>Dik: "Dey allz beez a'scared ov meez! Meez da bezt block'a in'da wurld!"<br>
F'obik Fip scurried away upon hearing Dik's boisterous proclamations.<br>

<p>Mad Dok Fray'zure Brane diagnosed Dik as D'uh'looshunal after this brief encounter while Dik constantly points to <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=168254>Arny</a> to prove that he is definitely a black orc, even though he thinks "D'uh'looshunal" is just another fancy word for being the world's biggest black orc. </p>