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O, Fortuna
Danzer
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
5
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
83
Cp
28
In
0
Cs
43
Td
23
Mvp
4
GPP
203
XPP
0
SPP
203
Injuries
n, -av, n, m
Skills
Block
+AG
+AG
+ST
Guard
Mighty Blow
Sure Hands
Tackle
Danzer;
Elf Slayer, Ogre Masher, Ork Porker, and over all most valued player in the Fortune's line up are some of his many team titles.
Often hes seen snacking on squrriels and other vermin on the LoS chanting 'Blood for the Blood God!!' as intimidating as it is, the team is still requesting he chew with his mouth closed.
Hes the only man of the team that has been credited with three legal deaths in a single game! The team encourages fair play, and to date Danzer has met all expectations of fair play. Truly an asset to the team.
When asked what his future holds for his development, Hes quick to elighten askers with his moral of the game. 'I'll stop when I'm dead, Injured or run out of squrriels to eat, at least thats what my contract says.'
Update!
3/20/05
Danzer has just reached number one active norse lineman blocker, and tied for second of all time!
After hooking up with his supplier, he was buzzing on the pitch vs High E.L.F. Alliance and as a result had easily worked himself into an Elf Slaying frenzy! He was so confident of his abilities this game he was even staring front row on the LoS, begging to be blocked! Its still unknown if his squirrel eating was the reason for so much confusion on the LoS, but the team is still requesting he chew with his mouth closed.
When credited with a BH and SI during his 26th match, reporters inquire what the star plans for future development. His responce? ' I've been hitting the gym alot, and working out on the misses' treadmill. The coach has me working extra on the weekends going over team plays. I'm really starting to develop a kinmanship with my brothers on the field. I may be premoted to team leader soon if things keep going the way they are.'
May Fortune smile upon Danzer for many games to come!
Update!
3/30/05
"Do it Do it Do it!" chanted the crowd, savagely the jaws of a madman claimed another squrriel's life. With the roar of the crowd behind him, and that evil glint in his eye, he distracted the oncomming thrall with pro-like reflexes. Quickly squatting low, he brings a spiked shoulder up and into the thrall's gut... so marks the 15th to fall to his killing spree!
Danzer is offically the best norse linemen blocker, past and present.
Update! 4/1/05
After much work and dedication, it is this coach's humble duty to inform of danzer's development. not only did he break a zombie's neck, as well as badly hurt another, he also managed to kill mully the wight. But where the star really shined, was late in the game when he fearlessly made a dodge away from the fierce flesh golum trying to smash his head like a mellon, followed with a blitz to free up the brave catcher who ran in the third touch down.
Now this is standard danzer behavior, as we all know, however, this time something clicked. His perspective changed on the mechanics of the game, and he got faster. He is not only the most savage, but also the most agile on the team. I guess the wife's tread mill worked out after all!
Danzer is unable to answer any questions at this time, leaving only the words 'Look out 100spp, Here I come!'
Update! 4/6/05
After recovering from broken ribs, Danzer had to come back to high expectations. And boy did he deliver. Earily in the game, he scored a Cas, then a TD, taking the team up to 1-1. Then later, dispite a shaken morale, he managed take the ball on a handoff, pass it to Odin and pause for a moment to cherish the chear of the crowd when he single handedly withstood the assault of a Zombie and a Flesh Golum!
Seconds left in the game, He quickly snaps to action. Dodges from the Flesh Golum and chum and heads past the blitzing Loki IV. Nearly tripping on a fallen ghoul, he safely makes it to the endzone. Not a moment after reaching his final step, there was Odin, handing him the ball for his 8th TD, Ending the game in a sad 3-2 Defeat.
Danzer currently has 75spp, is 5th all time Norse Lineman Star, Second active. He is also tied for 4th for most active Scorer, as well as Maintains his 12 cas lead on fellow Linemen, remainning the best norse lineman blocker of all time!
Update! 4/15/05
All goals and expectations put on Danzer has proved fruitful. I watched him climb up the norse linemen lists until hes become the best of the best. He reached a respectable cas count and has been perhaps the heart of the team sense his first twinkle of stardom.
I wanted him to achieve the best norse linemen on fumbbl, which he has done as the brightest lineman star at 103spp, Injury free. Now i've come to set another heavy burden on his shoulders, something only minos and a fierce ogre has ever come close to acomplishing. First Norse Legend.
Stay tuned fan's I'll see what I can do about getting his cp/td to a level hes worthy of.
Update! 5/05/05
Well folks, He made legend. He nig aged at 126spp, and we discussed his contract. He decided to stay with the team until he dies, its far better to die in battle then to retire. Complishing legend, he has achieved all he could have ever desired in life, as a result, He no longer wears armor! And boy did his hand eye increase cause of his lack of protection! he maintains so many records in the norse lineups that you just have to check him out yourself. This is no normal lineman! He wasn't the first norse legend, sadly, but he is the first norse lineman legend, and argumentively the most famous norse to date!
You made this coach proud Danzer, I only wish Hel and Sif can follow in your footsteps to legendom.
Update! - - -
He finally got hit, and hurt. It was turn sixteen against Trog, and with the blitz from a goatman with assists, the mighty Danzer fell to a niggle. Rumor has it he was fired before he even hit the pitch, but its often left for debate. After failing to do his job, the team's apoc was replaced by a school nurse, one with more TLC to give then the field surgeon.
Congratulations Trog, and Congratulations Danzer. My first legend lived and died(retired) bravely.
Elf Slayer, Ogre Masher, Ork Porker, and over all most valued player in the Fortune's line up are some of his many team titles.
Often hes seen snacking on squrriels and other vermin on the LoS chanting 'Blood for the Blood God!!' as intimidating as it is, the team is still requesting he chew with his mouth closed.
Hes the only man of the team that has been credited with three legal deaths in a single game! The team encourages fair play, and to date Danzer has met all expectations of fair play. Truly an asset to the team.
When asked what his future holds for his development, Hes quick to elighten askers with his moral of the game. 'I'll stop when I'm dead, Injured or run out of squrriels to eat, at least thats what my contract says.'
Update!
3/20/05
Danzer has just reached number one active norse lineman blocker, and tied for second of all time!
After hooking up with his supplier, he was buzzing on the pitch vs High E.L.F. Alliance and as a result had easily worked himself into an Elf Slaying frenzy! He was so confident of his abilities this game he was even staring front row on the LoS, begging to be blocked! Its still unknown if his squirrel eating was the reason for so much confusion on the LoS, but the team is still requesting he chew with his mouth closed.
When credited with a BH and SI during his 26th match, reporters inquire what the star plans for future development. His responce? ' I've been hitting the gym alot, and working out on the misses' treadmill. The coach has me working extra on the weekends going over team plays. I'm really starting to develop a kinmanship with my brothers on the field. I may be premoted to team leader soon if things keep going the way they are.'
May Fortune smile upon Danzer for many games to come!
Update!
3/30/05
"Do it Do it Do it!" chanted the crowd, savagely the jaws of a madman claimed another squrriel's life. With the roar of the crowd behind him, and that evil glint in his eye, he distracted the oncomming thrall with pro-like reflexes. Quickly squatting low, he brings a spiked shoulder up and into the thrall's gut... so marks the 15th to fall to his killing spree!
Danzer is offically the best norse linemen blocker, past and present.
Update! 4/1/05
After much work and dedication, it is this coach's humble duty to inform of danzer's development. not only did he break a zombie's neck, as well as badly hurt another, he also managed to kill mully the wight. But where the star really shined, was late in the game when he fearlessly made a dodge away from the fierce flesh golum trying to smash his head like a mellon, followed with a blitz to free up the brave catcher who ran in the third touch down.
Now this is standard danzer behavior, as we all know, however, this time something clicked. His perspective changed on the mechanics of the game, and he got faster. He is not only the most savage, but also the most agile on the team. I guess the wife's tread mill worked out after all!
Danzer is unable to answer any questions at this time, leaving only the words 'Look out 100spp, Here I come!'
Update! 4/6/05
After recovering from broken ribs, Danzer had to come back to high expectations. And boy did he deliver. Earily in the game, he scored a Cas, then a TD, taking the team up to 1-1. Then later, dispite a shaken morale, he managed take the ball on a handoff, pass it to Odin and pause for a moment to cherish the chear of the crowd when he single handedly withstood the assault of a Zombie and a Flesh Golum!
Seconds left in the game, He quickly snaps to action. Dodges from the Flesh Golum and chum and heads past the blitzing Loki IV. Nearly tripping on a fallen ghoul, he safely makes it to the endzone. Not a moment after reaching his final step, there was Odin, handing him the ball for his 8th TD, Ending the game in a sad 3-2 Defeat.
Danzer currently has 75spp, is 5th all time Norse Lineman Star, Second active. He is also tied for 4th for most active Scorer, as well as Maintains his 12 cas lead on fellow Linemen, remainning the best norse lineman blocker of all time!
Update! 4/15/05
All goals and expectations put on Danzer has proved fruitful. I watched him climb up the norse linemen lists until hes become the best of the best. He reached a respectable cas count and has been perhaps the heart of the team sense his first twinkle of stardom.
I wanted him to achieve the best norse linemen on fumbbl, which he has done as the brightest lineman star at 103spp, Injury free. Now i've come to set another heavy burden on his shoulders, something only minos and a fierce ogre has ever come close to acomplishing. First Norse Legend.
Stay tuned fan's I'll see what I can do about getting his cp/td to a level hes worthy of.
Update! 5/05/05
Well folks, He made legend. He nig aged at 126spp, and we discussed his contract. He decided to stay with the team until he dies, its far better to die in battle then to retire. Complishing legend, he has achieved all he could have ever desired in life, as a result, He no longer wears armor! And boy did his hand eye increase cause of his lack of protection! he maintains so many records in the norse lineups that you just have to check him out yourself. This is no normal lineman! He wasn't the first norse legend, sadly, but he is the first norse lineman legend, and argumentively the most famous norse to date!
You made this coach proud Danzer, I only wish Hel and Sif can follow in your footsteps to legendom.
Update! - - -
He finally got hit, and hurt. It was turn sixteen against Trog, and with the blitz from a goatman with assists, the mighty Danzer fell to a niggle. Rumor has it he was fired before he even hit the pitch, but its often left for debate. After failing to do his job, the team's apoc was replaced by a school nurse, one with more TLC to give then the field surgeon.
Congratulations Trog, and Congratulations Danzer. My first legend lived and died(retired) bravely.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-02-25
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-02-27
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-02-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-02-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-03-15
-
-
-
3
-
6
2005-03-15
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-03-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-20
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-03-31
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-03-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-04-01
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-04-01
-
-
-
3
-
6
2005-04-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-04-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-04-03
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-04-06
1
2
-
1
-
9
2005-04-07
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-04-08
1
1
-
-
-
4
2005-04-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-04-08
1
1
-
-
-
4
2005-04-11
1
-
-
2
-
5
2005-04-15
-
1
-
2
1
12
2005-04-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-04-18
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-04-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-04-19
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-04-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-04-26
2
-
-
3
-
8
2005-04-27
-
2
-
1
-
8
2005-04-29
-
3
-
2
-
13
2005-04-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-05-02
1
1
-
-
-
4
2005-05-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-05-03
1
1
-
-
-
4
2005-05-04
1
-
-
3
-
7
2005-05-05
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-05-05
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-05-06
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-05-06
1
-
-
1
-
3
2005-05-06
3
-
-
-
-
3
2005-05-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-05-13
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-05-16
3
1
-
-
-
6
2005-05-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-05-24
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-05-30
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-05-31
-
-
-
1
-
2