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Did you know? Up until now, 1517471 players have died on the pitch.
The debate is finally over.
The autopsy has reported that his belly was full of sharp chedar and not gorgonzola.
007 won the team pool, <i>unfortunately</i> he is dead. So the money has instead gone into a fund dedicated to purchasing coffins for the players of Ratsplosion.