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An Assassin, Teatime sees things differently than other people, partly because one of his eyes is glass and the other has a pinhole pupil. He has a pet peeve about people mispronouncing his name (Teh-ah-tim-eh, not four o'clock), and he spends his free time thinking of ways to kill the Disc's anthropomorphic personifications. His friendliness is only compromised by the fact that he sees people as things, usually dead things.