Captain Smythes is the ubiqitous retrired army officer you find in all inbred little coastal villages. "Killer" was his name in thje army because that was what he was paid to do :P

He decided to settle here and take a wife from the foxy widows that lived in Freshwater Bay, and he has gone from strength to strength...probably the Viagra his wife slips him each night!!


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