Cousin twice removed of the mighty I-Gor Biscan, he shares similar traits to his relative, including being fairly incompetent but much loved. Likes to be awarded with a biscuit once he's finally laced his boots successfully, hence the surname.

<u>Career highlights:</u>

Scored a brace in his third game to ensure the Blood Pools succesfully staved off relegation in the last league game of season eight.

The first Blood Pool's player to understand the concept of 'guard'.